Yeah, now this is Shabadage
Bringin' some sabotage
Leave your face lookin' like some bad montage
Sitting in my chair, pullin out my hair
If TGF F*cks with me once more, it's outta here
But you know that I'll be back, Cause I like to attack
Flingin' Sh*t like the little monkeys on my back.
But stop quick, and drop quick
Got booted in the head with a drop kick
Beat his ass good and he got sick
Then I kicked him the head like a prick.
Yeah, now this is Shabadage
Bringin' some sabotage
Leave your face lookin' like some bad montage
But now, looking through the door
I only want some more
Before I hit the floor
I FEEL NOTHING
I just want to go away
Before I die someday
Livin' free is the
ONLY WAY TO BE
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I put it here cause I couldn't be arsed to put it in my signature
post yours here too.
Snerlin's Pi Rap
Then it came to my mind! I could use C++, am I blind?! So I installed Borland on my PC, made a Pi calculator and posted it on TDC.Although it's not under downloads, it's in the forums somewhere. If you can't find, you can find it at Neonair's lair. I call it Snerlin's Pi calculator, it can calculate 10 digits. But, because other calcs can find a billion digits, mine is just a midget. Now I went to the wise man with his earthworm head and his super suit. He said "Remember 42, my friend" and he blew a loud toot. Now I realized that I can't use INT or FLOAT, I'll have to make a new data type in the C++ program that I wrote. Now, how do I do this, can I have a map? Here's another version of my rippoff of Circy's freestyle rap!
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I've made another rap but I got rid of it. It tells my adventures of making a program to calculate several digits of Pi.
Flaming Monkey Freestyle
Yo, yo, YO!
I better go
to steal the show
along with my ho
my rap will grow
so don't just throw
away your hoe
I need to plant
I just can't
control my rap
even though it's crap
you've never seen
the music scene
as bad as this
even worse than KISS
you wonder why
I even try
it's because I'm bored
or because I'm floored
It's hard to remember,
I better wait till November.
Wait till the burning ember
dies like a dead DC member.
The raddest guy is Jeff
but didn't make MMF
it was Francois and Yves
I mean, can you believe?
MMF is cool
So get it now, you fool.
Chrisbranch can't take the cake,
Please don't make that mistake,
You see Chris m'boy can't bake,
are you stupid? For f*cks sake.
Now this is Grazzum,
I'm about to Spazzum,
On the ones who deny
that i'm the greatest guy,
girls lock onto me with a birdseye,
Sorry fellas I'm not gay, don't even try.
I hang not with celebs like J-Lo, and Robert D-nero,
I hang with the boys, like captain black beard-o,
Who the f*ck is Shabadage?
Who cares, he's a faggadage.
DOn't get me wrong,
I'm a nice guy,
It's just when I'm in song,
I'll gladly make your mama cry.
Now wtf is Lollerskates?
I think I oughtta masterbate,
and c*m on that word
cause it's stupid, and it's absurd
Now i'm gonna roll, ciao, I'm out,
and please don't shout,
I've got a headache right now,
cause I just got back from a peacepipe pow wow.
Well, I don't want to make a fight out of this; but I have seen your posts and I haven't notice that poem before; and I have had mine for a couple of weeks.
My suggestion is that we say we didn't went inspired by each others initiatives; and we came up with the idea individually. (Or, if this had been a fighting game: draw X) )
Crappy Crap Rap
I'm gonna do a rap,
no, screw that,
What the crap?
I was walkin' down da street wih ma homies,
(We usually drink tea and eat sconies)
When we suddenly saw this baboon,
(It probably was a platoon)
And he was like: Biatch!
And I was like: Go screw yo momma, sniatch(!?)
I'm gonna do a rap,
no, screw that,
What the crap?
But he got mad,
(And that's bad)
'cuz a mad baboon
is worse than no spoon
He got all matrix on my arse,
(Me thinks it was sabotage)
But I got lotsa bullet time,
so, I just say something that rhyme
I'm gonna do a rap,
no, screw that,
What the crap?
I got a can of whup ass,
and I open it on him,
and he got a red chin
But ma homies don't like to fight,
so they just put on a costume for fright
I'm gonna do a rap,
no, screw that,
What the crap?
Oh man this is getting outa hand,
I mean, it's worse than a friggin purse!
(Full of crap, crap, crap crap crappy crap rap, crappy crap crap, crappy crapp rap)
But the baboon fell to da ground
(and the chipmunk gave a sound)
And I kicked him right thurr,
FURRR, GODS SAKE STOP IT!!!
STOP THIS MADNESS, CHIP!!
I'm gonna do a rap,
no, screw that,
What the crap?
I'm gonna do a rap,
no, screw that,
What the crap?
But it all went well in da end,
I even got a new freind!
And we all drank tea and ate scones,
and bought some pretty stones!
I'm gonna do a rap,
no, screw that,
What the crap?
Uuuuuh yeeeee-eeeaaaah!
I'm gonna do a rap,
no, screw that,
What the crap?
And that's my rap!
(what the crap?)
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The content above makes absolutely no sense. But I guess you've already figured that out.
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Of course, he might still be using old games creation software, so perhaps he might say:
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