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DEC Stuff
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07/07/2003
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1348
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7th April, 2004 at 23:02:40 -
Hey everybody.
I have this new section on my website called "improve life". It's not the kind of improvement where you meditate for 4 hours. I'm talking about the things much simpler than that. To see what I have look here:
http://home.comcast.net/~decstuff/improvelife.html
You get the idea once you see what I have. I was wondering if anyone else had some good ideas, and if so what? Please email me or post below. (DECStuff@comcast.net).
By the way if you allow me to post your idea be sure to provide a name with which I can credit you with. All submissions may be rejected, taken down, altered, transferred to other parties, ect. Whether or not that legal jargan is necessary... I don't know. But you can never be too safe. Write that down.
http://www.decstuff.net
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JP
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07/06/2003
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1338
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8th April, 2004 at 02:05:13 -
It's the common sense section!
5. Dont crap on your fingers.
6. Call 911 in case of a fire/rape/stroke.
7. Don't call your waiter a stupid butthole.
8. Don't get into a fight with a gang of samoans.
Steve Zissou: Anne-Marie, do all the interns get Glocks?
Anne-Marie: No, they have to share one.
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Simen
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04/03/2003
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448
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8th April, 2004 at 08:34:35 -
See "Tip of the hour"
The content above makes absolutely no sense. But I guess you've already figured that out.
Gir, do dat funky dance!
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NovaSoft{Dynecys}
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08/03/2004
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105
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8th April, 2004 at 09:39:11 -
I don't see any point in buying school supplies, I just constantly "borrow" them from the teachers desks and store cupboards...
DEC Stuff, those aren't really life improving tips, more like general, everyday tips...
Viddy A ClockWork Orange, Droogs...
Goddamn you to hell 'Newbie' DC Rating... Go up, UP DAMN YOU!
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AndyUK
Mascot Maniac
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01/08/2002
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8th April, 2004 at 10:21:51 -
Id say the best way to improve life is to not be a jerk.
little niggles in life that come from people not caring if they get on others nerves causes unnescesary stress.
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JP
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07/06/2003
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1338
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8th April, 2004 at 15:10:21 -
Niggles is pretty similar to another word I know.
wink wink
Steve Zissou: Anne-Marie, do all the interns get Glocks?
Anne-Marie: No, they have to share one.
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DEC Stuff
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07/07/2003
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8th April, 2004 at 16:30:04 -
Oh...any tip out there with a posative outcome is a way to improve life isn't it?
Anyone got some loopholes...any ideas?
http://www.decstuff.net
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Knudde (Shab)
Administrator
Crazy?
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31/01/2003
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8th April, 2004 at 19:05:35 -
11. Try your hardest to not get sucked into a dimensional vortex, they are bad news.
Craps, I'm an old man!
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Dogzer
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07/02/2011
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1029
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8th April, 2004 at 21:41:30 -
do exercise... cant give better advice than that.. oh and eat vegetables and fruits
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Buster
BLING COMMANDER
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03/06/2002
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1545
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8th April, 2004 at 22:12:42 -
9. Put your garbage in the garbage can, dont just throw it aout the window, this way your house won't smell like rotting food, or neighbours wont keep calling the police because they think you have died.
10. When cutting food with a sharp object, insted of cutting off your own fingers, get a small child to cut your food for you.
11. Homemade jetpacks don't work half as well as brought ones, they also can be very dangerous.
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DEC Stuff
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07/07/2003
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1348
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8th April, 2004 at 23:34:41 -
Oh you guys are no good! You see my tips? How to stuff a cooler? Thats golden...GOLDEN.
Aside from excersize, and your guys attempts from humour, and the obvious stuff.,..
http://www.decstuff.net
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Grazzum - Scorpion E
Registered
25/10/2003
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918
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9th April, 2004 at 00:27:16 -
Never Build a bathroom with no exit, you won't starve to death, rather you'll die by poisoning.
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Mr Coffee
Registered
04/09/2003
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440
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9th April, 2004 at 02:20:59 -
If you have a cat, then buy an auto cleaning litterbox so you don't have to clean the litterbox.
99 percent chance that the above post is 100 percent correct.
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Muggus
Possibly Insane 
Registered
31/07/2002
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2958
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9th April, 2004 at 04:48:55 -
Ah the useful facts in life...how to pack a cooler Good advice...although it's second nature to me 
Muggus's Simpsons inspired word of advice of the day.
Not not touch Willy...good advice.
MUGGUS
Come and annoy me more at
www.muggus69.tk
STOUT ANGER!!!
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Kramy
Registered
08/06/2002
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1888
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9th April, 2004 at 13:10:17 -
Doctors kill. You should run as far away from doctors as possible! Doctors will try to get you to do things like "eat" and "drink", but really those behaviors will end with you dieing. I recommand consulting your supermarket attendant before seeing a doctor. 
Kramy
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