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7th April, 2004 at 23:02:40 -

Hey everybody.

I have this new section on my website called "improve life". It's not the kind of improvement where you meditate for 4 hours. I'm talking about the things much simpler than that. To see what I have look here:

http://home.comcast.net/~decstuff/improvelife.html

You get the idea once you see what I have. I was wondering if anyone else had some good ideas, and if so what? Please email me or post below. (DECStuff@comcast.net).

By the way if you allow me to post your idea be sure to provide a name with which I can credit you with. All submissions may be rejected, taken down, altered, transferred to other parties, ect. Whether or not that legal jargan is necessary... I don't know. But you can never be too safe. Write that down.

 
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8th April, 2004 at 02:05:13 -

It's the common sense section!

5. Dont crap on your fingers.
6. Call 911 in case of a fire/rape/stroke.
7. Don't call your waiter a stupid butthole.
8. Don't get into a fight with a gang of samoans.

 
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8th April, 2004 at 08:34:35 -

See "Tip of the hour"

 
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8th April, 2004 at 09:39:11 -

I don't see any point in buying school supplies, I just constantly "borrow" them from the teachers desks and store cupboards...

DEC Stuff, those aren't really life improving tips, more like general, everyday tips...

 
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8th April, 2004 at 10:21:51 -

Id say the best way to improve life is to not be a jerk.

little niggles in life that come from people not caring if they get on others nerves causes unnescesary stress.

 
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8th April, 2004 at 15:10:21 -

Niggles is pretty similar to another word I know.
wink wink

 
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8th April, 2004 at 16:30:04 -

Oh...any tip out there with a posative outcome is a way to improve life isn't it?

Anyone got some loopholes...any ideas?

 
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8th April, 2004 at 19:05:35 -

11. Try your hardest to not get sucked into a dimensional vortex, they are bad news.

 
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8th April, 2004 at 21:41:30 -

do exercise... cant give better advice than that.. oh and eat vegetables and fruits

 
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8th April, 2004 at 22:12:42 -

9. Put your garbage in the garbage can, dont just throw it aout the window, this way your house won't smell like rotting food, or neighbours wont keep calling the police because they think you have died.

10. When cutting food with a sharp object, insted of cutting off your own fingers, get a small child to cut your food for you.

11. Homemade jetpacks don't work half as well as brought ones, they also can be very dangerous.



 

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8th April, 2004 at 23:34:41 -

Oh you guys are no good! You see my tips? How to stuff a cooler? Thats golden...GOLDEN.

Aside from excersize, and your guys attempts from humour, and the obvious stuff.,..

 
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9th April, 2004 at 00:27:16 -

Never Build a bathroom with no exit, you won't starve to death, rather you'll die by poisoning.

 
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9th April, 2004 at 02:20:59 -

If you have a cat, then buy an auto cleaning litterbox so you don't have to clean the litterbox.

 
99 percent chance that the above post is 100 percent correct.

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9th April, 2004 at 04:48:55 -

Ah the useful facts in life...how to pack a cooler Good advice...although it's second nature to me

Muggus's Simpsons inspired word of advice of the day.
Not not touch Willy...good advice.

 
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9th April, 2004 at 13:10:17 -

Doctors kill. You should run as far away from doctors as possible! Doctors will try to get you to do things like "eat" and "drink", but really those behaviors will end with you dieing. I recommand consulting your supermarket attendant before seeing a doctor.

 
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9th April, 2004 at 14:26:12 -

Like Dr Shipman for example, he was bad for you.

 
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10th April, 2004 at 00:29:39 -

" Doctors kill. You should run as far away from doctors as possible! Doctors will try to get you to do things like "eat" and "drink", but really those behaviors will end with you dieing. I recommand consulting your supermarket attendant before seeing a doctor."

My Dads a doctor, the best there is. He doesn't lie. He really does know medicine. How do I know this?...How do I know my dads not like other doctors that give you medicien when you don't need it? Because 90% when you say something wrong it's psycological...and my dad knows this.

 
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10th April, 2004 at 01:11:58 -

Pfft... life's easy. Just treat it like a game. Don't try too hard not to lose or you'll just end up doing nothing. Just go ahead, aim for getting the top score, or at least a good ending if you believe in heaven, hell, or resurrection. And of course, if people start taking it too seriously... remember, it's just a game .

 
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10th April, 2004 at 05:24:14 -

DEC: 90%... thats a pretty big percentage, are you saying if I fall from the roof of my house and hurt my leg (even though its in the shape of a "Z") theres a 90% chance that there is nothing wrong with my leg? I think not... allow me to demonstrate. brb.

 

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10th April, 2004 at 05:44:16 -

Err, Buster, I think "falling" of the roof of your house is in the other 10%...

 
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10th April, 2004 at 06:02:11 -

Hmmm... something simple. Cheese goes nice with many things. Well, practically anything. And did you know that chewing parsley helps your breath? Very useful on certain dates.

 
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10th April, 2004 at 06:30:29 -

You need a splint for that, not medicine. Though painkillers help.

 
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10th April, 2004 at 07:38:20 -

9. If your Krusty Doll breaks... buy a new one.

 
Show me the power child,
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11th April, 2004 at 01:09:46 -

Well, I was just saying my dad knows medicine. He could work at any hospital in the world.

 
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11th April, 2004 at 02:09:36 -

- When you wake up in the morning, stare at the sun for approximately 2 seconds whilst eating a 'breakfast' kind of meal, like a pop-tart or toast. It'll wake you up almost instantly.

- If you're so tired that you can't sleep (it happens...), sniff a bag of lavender, or have a few bongs. It'll knock you out in nothing flat.

- If you're very lazy and want to turn the Xbox, Playstation or Gamecube off from a distance, invest in a back-scratcher. Not only can you do said activity, you can also bludgeon an intruder to death with it if you attach several weights to one end.

- Get two pillows for your bed. Stuff one pillowcase with money, and the other with mangoes. Don't sleep on either.

 

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11th April, 2004 at 12:05:11 -

like Dogzer said, eat healthily and work out. i also go on a lot of little mad adventures like finding caves and picking a random direction and walking for days on end... ha! well that makes me happy.
working out releases a range of chemicals which make you happy, energetic, awake... infact you can become addicted to working out.

drink litres of mineral water daily. it makes my brain go all funny and nice and focused heh and probably do the same to everyone else.

apple and cheese is nice

never worry. when things get on top of me i just laugh at the funny side of it. say my brothers started up some huge argument ill just sit in my room and pick up loads of innuendos and secretly witty things, hell sometimes i make up the witty part of a conversation.

go through life thinking there is always an escape, cuz there pretty much always is. (in debt; run to a new country and change name, mafia after you; run to a new country and change name meh thats a generic one)

meh but the point of everything is to just laugh. i laugh internally all the time at secret things that nobody notices and im the happiest person i know... next to Paul Daniels

you said not to metion it but meditation works wonders. just 30 minutes a day. AND it really does work... destresses, relaxes but the best description ive heard for it is that it defrags the mind! wonderous

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