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Aptennap
Registered 23/04/2004
Points 916
7th May, 2004 at 12:24:28 -
Thats a big problemo!
Oh sweet mary.
Pkeod Oontz Oontz OontzRegistered 19/11/2002
Points 93
7th May, 2004 at 12:34:41 -
Oh noess! The world is dDOOOmddodmdodmeeeed DOOOMED!
thank you god for sarcasim
Faerie Solitaire - Get it now:
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Kirby Smith Resident SlackerRegistered 18/05/2003
Points 479
7th May, 2004 at 13:28:42 -
Kissing is hella easy. Just lean in and see what happens. As long as you both enjoy it, that's all that matters.
XBL Gamertag: Rampant Mjolnir
Kris Possibly Insane
Registered 17/05/2002
Points 2017
7th May, 2004 at 13:29:07 -
Good luck finding help here
"Say you're hanging from a huge cliff at the top of mt. everest and a guy comes along and says he'll save you, and proceeds to throw religious pamphlets at you while simultaniously giving a sermon." - Dustin G
Pete Nattress Cheesy Bits img src/uploads/sccheesegifRegistered 23/09/2002
Points 4811
7th May, 2004 at 14:36:14 -
www.thenatflap.co.uk
Retired Kliker Lazarus The Ed Wood JR of TDCRegistered 18/07/2003
Points 7363
7th May, 2004 at 14:51:13 -
Hmmm...intresting topic.
Well, personally, when I kiss, I open my mouth real big so that I can swallow my date's head.
Maybe that's why I don't have a steady girl-friend....
Fine Garbage since 2003.
CURRENT PROJECT:
-Paying off a massive amount of debt in college loans.
-Working in television.
defenestrator OldRegistered 12/07/2003
Points 724
7th May, 2004 at 14:53:13 -
Make sure you lick her face with clean, broad strokes. Start at the chin and work up to the forehead. Repeat until the entire face is covered in saliva. Then, watch football. Remember: you are an artist.
n/a
Echisketch(PS)
Registered 20/03/2004
Points 852
7th May, 2004 at 15:33:05 -
I think I did it wrong last time, according to you, defenestartor. Ahahah.
"Everytime you use Kazaa, a metallica band member dies a little."
Quote Jonathon Smeby.
Deleted User
7th May, 2004 at 16:03:31 -
just hope your loved one will teach you how.
Mr Icekirby
Registered 18/12/2003
Points 846
7th May, 2004 at 16:48:08 -
how could you get any help here? seek better professional help, we are not the right kind of professionals... which kind are we though?
Mr Icekirby says so!
OBEY ME!
Shen Possibly Insane
Registered 14/05/2002
Points 3497
7th May, 2004 at 16:51:57 -
I'll kiss you
gone fishin'
The Chris StreetAdministrator
Unspeakably Lazy AdminRegistered 14/05/2002
Points 48488
7th May, 2004 at 17:19:24 -
You're also gonna enter Bannedville if you don't shut up Phizzy. If you're gonna get drunk at least get drunk with some friends.
n/a
Dr. James MD Addict
Registered 08/12/2003
Points 11941
7th May, 2004 at 17:26:26 -
gettin drunk alone is the first sign of 'problems'
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=j--8iXVv2_U
On the sixth day God created Manchester
"You gotta get that sand out your vaj!" x13
www.bossbaddie.com
Pete Nattress Cheesy Bits img src/uploads/sccheesegifRegistered 23/09/2002
Points 4811
7th May, 2004 at 18:11:46 -
then going on the internet whilst drunk is the second sign, presumably?
this makes me think of BACK TO THE FUTURE:
teacher: "is that liquor i can smell?"
biff: "i wouldn't know sir, i don't know what liquor smells like because i'm not old enough to drink it."
www.thenatflap.co.uk
Grazzum - Scorpion E
Registered 25/10/2003
Points 918
7th May, 2004 at 18:42:40 -
I dunno, Just kiss. But don't get sloppy, it's gross.
n/a
Retired Kliker Lazarus The Ed Wood JR of TDCRegistered 18/07/2003
Points 7363
7th May, 2004 at 18:47:51 -
I was kidding...
This topic is kinda sad.
Fine Garbage since 2003.
CURRENT PROJECT:
-Paying off a massive amount of debt in college loans.
-Working in television.
Dr. James MD Addict
Registered 08/12/2003
Points 11941
7th May, 2004 at 18:54:00 -
just pucker your lips and blow. whistle on her.
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=j--8iXVv2_U
On the sixth day God created Manchester
"You gotta get that sand out your vaj!" x13
www.bossbaddie.com
AsparagusTrevor Mine's a pint of the black stuffRegistered 20/08/2002
Points 2364
7th May, 2004 at 19:33:54 -
Guys, he said he can't kiss. He must not have any lips or a mouth or something. That is a big problemo. How you've made it this far is anyone's guess. I'd suggest drawing a mouth or lips onto your face with red biro, then rubbing your face all over your date.
AsparagusTrevor Mine's a pint of the black stuffRegistered 20/08/2002
Points 2364
7th May, 2004 at 19:53:56 -
It's a joke post?!? Damn, I better change the serious advice I gave him to something tongue in cheek.
Kris Possibly Insane
Registered 17/05/2002
Points 2017
7th May, 2004 at 20:24:07 -
He's not asking anything ...
"Say you're hanging from a huge cliff at the top of mt. everest and a guy comes along and says he'll save you, and proceeds to throw religious pamphlets at you while simultaniously giving a sermon." - Dustin G
AndyUK Mascot ManiacRegistered 01/08/2002
Points 14586
7th May, 2004 at 20:32:18 -
whe you are a mr potato head like his avatar suggests, you are lucky if a girl even avoids stepping on you.
when you look like my avatar (which i don't) you wont have any problems kissing at all. Even better, there is no nose to get in the way!
.
Ashman Possibly Insane
Registered 12/06/2002
Points 3974
8th May, 2004 at 08:30:56 -
Rub chilli on your lips (don't lick them yourself) and then lip wrestle with her... IT'S A PISSER!!!
Show me the power child,
I'd like to say,
That I'm down on my knees today,
Gives me the butterflies,
Gives me away,
'Til I'm up on my feet again,
I'm feeling outshined.
"Outshined" - SoundGarden
ChrisB Crazy?
Registered 16/08/2002
Points 5457
8th May, 2004 at 08:37:30 -
Don't kiss, you never know if your girl is wearing tabasco sauce lipstick
n/a
Buster BLING COMMANDERRegistered 03/06/2002
Points 1545
8th May, 2004 at 08:38:20 -
Ha ha asparagus boy, your sarcasm always cracks me up.
Cazra Crazy?
Registered 24/07/2002
Points 4472
8th May, 2004 at 14:11:20 -
Don't Drink and Click!
n/a
Tigerworks Klik LegendRegistered 15/01/2002
Points 3882
8th May, 2004 at 14:15:31 -
I digress.
- Tigerworks
Kirby Smith Resident SlackerRegistered 18/05/2003
Points 479
8th May, 2004 at 20:14:34 -
"Don't drink and park. Accidents can happen."
XBL Gamertag: Rampant Mjolnir
Muggus Possibly Insane
Registered 31/07/2002
Points 2958
9th May, 2004 at 05:18:04 -
I recomend you give you lover an Aussie kiss Mr techno_games...shows them you care that bit little bit extra... he he hee
MUGGUS
Come and annoy me more at
www.muggus69.tk
STOUT ANGER!!!
Kris Possibly Insane
Registered 17/05/2002
Points 2017
9th May, 2004 at 05:18:35 -
The only tip I can give is, don't use too much tongue the first time Keep it [reasonably] dry to start off with.
Actually, sod that, and just swallow her whole damn face. Fun. Edited by the Author.
"Say you're hanging from a huge cliff at the top of mt. everest and a guy comes along and says he'll save you, and proceeds to throw religious pamphlets at you while simultaniously giving a sermon." - Dustin G
Willy C
Registered 14/02/2004
Points 1524
9th May, 2004 at 06:07:04 -
take advice from a good old friend of mine: If somethings hard to do, then its not worth doing. Seriously this is not the place to ask that kind of question
http://www.robocaptain.com
Kris Possibly Insane
Registered 17/05/2002
Points 2017
9th May, 2004 at 09:13:10 -
Did the surgeon general issue that warning?
"Say you're hanging from a huge cliff at the top of mt. everest and a guy comes along and says he'll save you, and proceeds to throw religious pamphlets at you while simultaniously giving a sermon." - Dustin G
ChrisB Crazy?
Registered 16/08/2002
Points 5457
9th May, 2004 at 09:21:16 -
It's not a warning, it's a guide to living. Like 'dogs have owners, cats have employees', 'don't drop the soap in a prison shower' or 'a closed mouth gathers no feet'.
n/a
Gerwin Kramer
Registered 14/07/2005
Points 186
27th January, 2006 at 16:44:33 -
Mr. Techno_games sir, that is a big problemo! ANd you picked a forum with sarcastic peaple. I suggest you practice with your pillow. Most of the times it tastes better then dah real thang' too.
Find help. Get therapy. Look for suitible medication too.
n00bish!
Johan Hargne (Wartagon) Lover Of CircysRegistered 15/06/2003
Points 1289
27th January, 2006 at 16:46:27 -
GOD DAMMIT! THE POST IS 2 YEARS OLD!!
Music Composer.
http://johan.hargne.se
Crobasoft
www.crobasoft.com
shftd
Registered 26/12/2003
Points 156
27th January, 2006 at 17:38:29 -
NO, WE'RE NOT
n/a
David Newton (DavidN) InvisibleRegistered 27/10/2002
Points 8322
27th January, 2006 at 18:06:43 -
I LIKE TYPING IN CAPITAL LETTERS.
http://www.davidn.co.nr - Games, music, living in America
axel Crazy?
Registered 05/02/2005
Points 4766
27th January, 2006 at 18:07:48 -
Maybe he just DC searched it because he needed help with it himself
n/a
AndyUK Mascot ManiacRegistered 01/08/2002
Points 14586
27th January, 2006 at 18:32:40 -
It's not a problem at all.
.
Hayo Stone GooseRegistered 15/08/2002
Points 6949
27th January, 2006 at 18:36:42 -
yeah, anybody thinks you need to be able to kiss doesn't know true love. there are no rules for it anyway.
www.hayovanreek.nl
Deleted User
27th January, 2006 at 18:47:57 -
i found my tru love shes byutefull and i wish i cud hav sex with here but she sez im too young...........
Hayo Stone GooseRegistered 15/08/2002
Points 6949
27th January, 2006 at 19:02:22 -
a talking sheep?
www.hayovanreek.nl
AndyUK Mascot ManiacRegistered 01/08/2002
Points 14586
27th January, 2006 at 20:01:13 -
Do you realise wanting to have sex with someone is not annywhere near love?
.
Hayo Stone GooseRegistered 15/08/2002
Points 6949
27th January, 2006 at 20:57:24 -
well you want to make her happy of course.
www.hayovanreek.nl
Retired Kliker Lazarus The Ed Wood JR of TDCRegistered 18/07/2003
Points 7363
27th January, 2006 at 22:38:48 -
Hahaha
Fine Garbage since 2003.
CURRENT PROJECT:
-Paying off a massive amount of debt in college loans.
-Working in television.
Gerwin Kramer
Registered 14/07/2005
Points 186
27th January, 2006 at 23:14:32 -
hahaha! Next treath: ''Im in love!But i can't get a erection!'' That is a big problemo!
n00bish!
Aptennap
Registered 23/04/2004
Points 916
31st January, 2006 at 16:36:51 -
what the ..., i dind't even post this stuff! It must been that stuppid gerwin ,)
Oh sweet mary.
Aptennap
Registered 23/04/2004
Points 916
31st January, 2006 at 16:38:32 -
oraid whos making fun of me, who , who posted this?????
Oh sweet mary.
Aptennap
Registered 23/04/2004
Points 916
31st January, 2006 at 16:41:11 -
i cant even edit hte post!!!!!
Oh sweet mary.
Dr. James MD Addict
Registered 08/12/2003
Points 11941
31st January, 2006 at 16:45:11 -
agrees with Andy.
It's just this new culture of bed hopping that tries to say that love is unimportant. It's okay though. They potentially have aids to look forward to, and thus karma is restored.
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=j--8iXVv2_U
On the sixth day God created Manchester
"You gotta get that sand out your vaj!" x13
www.bossbaddie.com
Willy C
Registered 14/02/2004
Points 1524
31st January, 2006 at 19:49:09 -
Thats a sad way of looking at it, love i s important, but why not have fun?
http://www.robocaptain.com
Radix hot for teacherRegistered 01/10/2003
Points 3139
31st January, 2006 at 22:58:10 -
Jay's obviously a puritan, ignore him.
n/a
Radix hot for teacherRegistered 01/10/2003
Points 3139
31st January, 2006 at 23:15:05 -
Phizzy's obviously crazy-hot, embrace him.
n/a
Dr. James MD Addict
Registered 08/12/2003
Points 11941
2nd January, 2006 at 00:16:53 -
I'm catholic. Puritan? Protestant scum
actually I don't give a rats arse about religion.
I do think STD's are poetic justice though.
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=j--8iXVv2_U
On the sixth day God created Manchester
"You gotta get that sand out your vaj!" x13
www.bossbaddie.com
Gerwin Kramer
Registered 14/07/2005
Points 186
2nd January, 2006 at 15:42:07 -
OFF TOPIC REPUBLICANS!!!
n00bish!