Hilarious, and kudos to Pete for the Simpsons' line.
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Registered 23/09/2002
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5th August, 2004 at 18:28:29 -
damien: eh?
townies always ask me if i'm "alright", just randomly as i walk past. last week at least 3 people who i don't know asked me "y'alright mate?" in a not-far-from-condesending tone. for crimes this heinous, they should all be shot.
TOWNIES are the reason why urban music gets played on Radio 1.
TOWNIES are the main culprits in street crime.
Everyone gets jumped by TOWNIES. (If it's anyone else, it's just assault/name calling.)
TOWNIES suffer from Retard Induced Dialect.
That's why TOWNIES sound like Retards. What's on the inside shows on the outside.
TOWNIES rely on mobile phones for communication.
It would probably be better if TOWNIES talked in txt spk.
It's a surprise that TOWNIES aren't legally classed as vermin yet.
TOWNIES are evangelical. TOWNIES are bad for your health.
You know there's something wrong in the world when your PM's name is so close to TOWNIE.
Zuh? Here, 'townies' are what we call the students that live in town rather than in one of the collages. The only difference between us and them is they have cheaper rent and so shout drinks more often.
you mean the hispanic/cuban/puerto rican homies? they are the worst. im a skater, and all they do is say stuff like "is you alright homie?" and "c'mon homie go down street". i have no idea what they mean by either. this town is in serious need of a skatepark =b
I hate townies because they are a parasite. but i hate skaters and goths too because most of them die thier hair pink, walk around with 'sheep' bags, have lisps and always talk about getting pissed. come to think of it thats not a skater THATS A STUDENT! but a stereotype one at that.
i just dont understand why people dress up and change the way they act just to follow a social cult. i find it funny how goths say "they all dress the same"... i mean... dont they?! its all the same to me.
black hoodies (usually with band name) with a depressive look; goth.
sports wear, slightly tubby, smells of drugs, shellsuit tucked into socks; townie.
I hate townies because they are a parasite. but i hate skaters and goths too because most of them die thier hair pink, walk around with 'sheep' bags, have lisps and always talk about getting pissed. come to think of it thats not a skater THATS A STUDENT! but a stereotype one at that.
i just dont understand why people dress up and change the way they act just to follow a social cult. i find it funny how goths say "they all dress the same"... i mean... dont they?! its all the same to me.
black hoodies (usually with band name) with a depressive look; goth.
sports wear, slightly tubby, smells of drugs, shellsuit tucked into socks; townie.
You're not saying Grungers are better are you? They both suck. At least the music is okay, alternative rock and stuff. But you would never see me wearing chains, old raggy clothes, and smell like a person who hasn't showered for a month. That's basically desribing most of the skaters in my town, Jon can back me up. I hope. I agree there behavior is beyond decent, you can't walk down a street without the youngest member of a gang with barely a pube on his left testicle to shout "HOI, YOU WANNA FIGHT INNIT?" Rarely happens to me but it's common to occur to other innocent victims down town. Some Townies are okay though, alot of my friends are townies, but they never start on random people for no reason, they speak normal, but they do get pissed on Friday nights which I admit I've done this a couple of times. It's called having a good time. And also making a complete ass of yourself aswell.
Yet I stand with my first point, most townies are wretched beings, it's just the few who are okay.
Wow I've been making a few serious posts these past weeks. Go me!
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