Hilarious, and kudos to Pete for the Simpsons' line.
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5th August, 2004 at 18:28:29 -
damien: eh?
townies always ask me if i'm "alright", just randomly as i walk past. last week at least 3 people who i don't know asked me "y'alright mate?" in a not-far-from-condesending tone. for crimes this heinous, they should all be shot.
TOWNIES are the reason why urban music gets played on Radio 1.
TOWNIES are the main culprits in street crime.
Everyone gets jumped by TOWNIES. (If it's anyone else, it's just assault/name calling.)
TOWNIES suffer from Retard Induced Dialect.
That's why TOWNIES sound like Retards. What's on the inside shows on the outside.
TOWNIES rely on mobile phones for communication.
It would probably be better if TOWNIES talked in txt spk.
It's a surprise that TOWNIES aren't legally classed as vermin yet.
TOWNIES are evangelical. TOWNIES are bad for your health.
You know there's something wrong in the world when your PM's name is so close to TOWNIE.
Zuh? Here, 'townies' are what we call the students that live in town rather than in one of the collages. The only difference between us and them is they have cheaper rent and so shout drinks more often.
you mean the hispanic/cuban/puerto rican homies? they are the worst. im a skater, and all they do is say stuff like "is you alright homie?" and "c'mon homie go down street". i have no idea what they mean by either. this town is in serious need of a skatepark =b
I hate townies because they are a parasite. but i hate skaters and goths too because most of them die thier hair pink, walk around with 'sheep' bags, have lisps and always talk about getting pissed. come to think of it thats not a skater THATS A STUDENT! but a stereotype one at that.
i just dont understand why people dress up and change the way they act just to follow a social cult. i find it funny how goths say "they all dress the same"... i mean... dont they?! its all the same to me.
black hoodies (usually with band name) with a depressive look; goth.
sports wear, slightly tubby, smells of drugs, shellsuit tucked into socks; townie.
I hate townies because they are a parasite. but i hate skaters and goths too because most of them die thier hair pink, walk around with 'sheep' bags, have lisps and always talk about getting pissed. come to think of it thats not a skater THATS A STUDENT! but a stereotype one at that.
i just dont understand why people dress up and change the way they act just to follow a social cult. i find it funny how goths say "they all dress the same"... i mean... dont they?! its all the same to me.
black hoodies (usually with band name) with a depressive look; goth.
sports wear, slightly tubby, smells of drugs, shellsuit tucked into socks; townie.
You're not saying Grungers are better are you? They both suck. At least the music is okay, alternative rock and stuff. But you would never see me wearing chains, old raggy clothes, and smell like a person who hasn't showered for a month. That's basically desribing most of the skaters in my town, Jon can back me up. I hope. I agree there behavior is beyond decent, you can't walk down a street without the youngest member of a gang with barely a pube on his left testicle to shout "HOI, YOU WANNA FIGHT INNIT?" Rarely happens to me but it's common to occur to other innocent victims down town. Some Townies are okay though, alot of my friends are townies, but they never start on random people for no reason, they speak normal, but they do get pissed on Friday nights which I admit I've done this a couple of times. It's called having a good time. And also making a complete ass of yourself aswell.
Yet I stand with my first point, most townies are wretched beings, it's just the few who are okay.
Wow I've been making a few serious posts these past weeks. Go me!
"Say you're hanging from a huge cliff at the top of mt. everest and a guy comes along and says he'll save you, and proceeds to throw religious pamphlets at you while simultaniously giving a sermon." - Dustin G
Circy: Yes (you correctly derived my location and cultural living situation from the fact that the general populace in my region use a certain term to describe a particular kind of person).
Most people in Britain are becoming complete and utter jam roles (which rhymes with ?).
What the hell is the matter with people in Britain? People on the whole seem to becoming more and more less pleasant.
For instance one day i was cruising in my 71 car, and this dude was behind me, riding my bumper. i was keeping to the limit (50 mph - dual carriageway), This geez decides following such an old car is erm... bad for his ego or something and overtakes me straight into a speed camera, and it flashes so it got him, Well Done Sir! YOU ARE A WINNER!.
Me and my mate was talking about this yesterday, and anyone born after 86 (me and all my mates are born in 84-85) in the majority seem to be complete and utter arrogant, cocky buggers, with exceptions of course , i mean we was bad but nothing on he younger generations.
Well, they call themselves 'rood boys' round my area. Everyone else calls them something not suitable for this site's family (ha!) status, and/or pikeys, though I hear that less often.
I reckon Hagar's right, though. And I'm just going to blame it on Thatcher's influence, so nyah.
From what little I know about England… the education system used to be very strict there, teachers would hit student, etc... But now that they've stopped (they have, right?), students have become used to not being made inferior by their teachers and are now mostly arrogant idiots (with exceptions, like you've said) because of that. I think a good spanking would fix them up.
its only been around 30-40 years that hitting kids in school has been banned =b oh and jay, about the skaters, yeah i hate them, which is why i skate alone =b
ha nice one awesomeanimator. i used to skate too but i was never into the culture.
what i hate about goths is that they used to come up to me in school saying "DUDE i just cut my fingers look at the BLOOD!" i dunno if its just me but i see disturbing psychological problems there.
scallies is a good one and Kris its nice to know im not the only Manchester clicker.
and the goths arent really depressed or suicidal, either, no matter how much they wanna be. most of them are really rich little brats, take my old girlfriend. she lives in a huge house, wears designer clothes, gets everything she wants, and is snooty as hell (why'd i go out with her? when you're in love you're as blind as, um, phizzy). then she went goth. why? because she was 'mis-understood'. oh no, ms princess didnt get the 4th generation ipod first
Damn, I'm late. Can't believe I only just saw this.
I hate townies with a firey passion. I mean the majority of them, you get the odd one that's okay. They're generally just obnoxious pricks who are mainly criminals or criminal wannabes. Can't be arsed to go into detail, cos I'm at work, but they're total jackasses. I also don't care much for the depressed 'life is pain' goth types.
god mr.Animator i know what u mean. there was a girl at my college who went to Hawaii for holidays and cruises during the weekend. but she always sat alone in the corridor crying because life isnt fair, apparently. and shes one of those people who begged to go out again with her ex-boyfriend with the subject "my mums ill because we're not together"... sad attempt.
there are an unnamed type of person i am and only seem to appear around where i live. they wear nice clothes; half in fashion, half what they want. they listen to a range of music but nothing too modern-heavy (gangsta hip-hop/mosher stuff). they dont go around putting on an act. funny, this group is a minority but its the most normal group out there. probably something in the water.
oh and townies suck cuz they smash my girlfriends house up. bastards.
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