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Review: Metal Gear Solid: Lash Scorpion Demo
Thought the horror of fan games was over? Well..
MGS-Lash Scorpion has to be one of the most hyped up piles of dog crap ever to grace my hard drive with it's presence. Not only is this unfinished, uber-hyped demo crappy, it's tedious too! Not to mention the fact you can't tell the characters apart other than a slight colouring. Look, you can't possibly beat this without exploiting bugs. That isnt a good sign.
Can you say RIPOFF?
The "storyline" which was revealed during a picture of a torpedo thingy (probably with Snake in it.. This sound familiar?) floating past backdrops for 5 minutes was practically completely the MGS1 storyline. I mean, rescue 2 doods who designed Metal Gear, kill some terrorist or they drop da bomb.
The graphics were ok, but just didnt really go with the style. How can you lean against a wall if you dont have legs? You might want to think twice before attempting this viewpoint again.
What animation? The best animation in this monstrosity was snake and otacon's mouths cut and pasted to look like they were moving!
Regular MGS music... Ripped right from the game.
Ughhh.. What the hell was that guy saying? He just kinda... mmfff... Huh? What did I say? I said Mumghff... Oh fine. He just kinda mumbled.
Oh man. I'm not even gonna touch this one.
Try harder. And please, Please PLEASE do not hype your games, it just rains harder when they suck.
PS. Don't use the race car movement for anything other than a CAR!
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