Set up your own mini-office with a little desk. Use a banana as a mobile phone. As people press the button to open the door, yell at them for not knocking first.
"Say you're hanging from a huge cliff at the top of mt. everest and a guy comes along and says he'll save you, and proceeds to throw religious pamphlets at you while simultaniously giving a sermon." - Dustin G
Ejaculate onto the buttons,
Think about porn,
Imagine you're Welsh,
Write "Gavin Woz Ere" on the walls,
Have ideas about inventing a new currency,
Press the Alarm button and laugh in an evil manner,
Put your penis between the doors and see if they re-open,
Pretend you have hands for feet, like a monkey,
Smear shit on the walls, like a monkey.
Please note, these should only be done in an elevator, or they may cause inter-dimentional vortexes and/or plagues.
This reminds me of an episode of Family Guy i saw today.
Brian: Face it Peter, your a terrible lyer.
[Flashback to elevator with Peter and other random guy standing in there]
[Random guys sniffs air and looks in Peters direction]
Peter: Errrr... it was you!
MUGGUS
Come and annoy me more at
www.muggus69.tk STOUT ANGER!!!
- Press a random elevator button with your eyes closed and find out where you end up
- Put 2 tons in the elevator if you want to get to the bottom floor fast
- Try to stand on your hands
- Make vvrrooom noises when people go in or out of the elevator
- On the top floor keep the door open and say "I'm only letting the elevator go down when I heard that coin I dropped through this gap fall on the ground"
Infact this reminds me of one of those annoying email FWDS, and it had about 100 different things to do in an elevator.
A couple of years ago our english teacher brought it into class and made us read them, then come up with ones of our own but in a different situation. I chose a public toilet. Naturally. Whoever said potty mouthing was childish?
'oh yeah? he's thrown a kettle over a pub, what have you done?'
-Push on the sides with someone who is afread to ride elevators.
-Jump when the elevator is going down & see how high you can jump.
-Sing to the elevator music!!
-Make annoying farty sounds with ur arm pit
-Stop the elevator & open the door between the floors
Ok I'm out.
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