1. push all the buttons as you leave.
2. motion for a person running to get to the elevator, then press the close button.
3. race your friend to the top floor, one in the elevator, on on the fire stairs.
4. put one of those remote controlled fart machines on the other sied of the elevator, and press it when someone stands next to it.
5. STINK BOMBS!
6. smear ky jelly on the buttons
To Asparagus, I dont think you can ejaculate in an elevator, the trips are too short, and it isn't gavin, its kilroy http://www.lizardworks.com/kilroy.html
Steve Zissou: Anne-Marie, do all the interns get Glocks?
. Sing the titanic song over and over
. Blame chestnuts because they are lazy.
. Go insane and do the Russian dance.
. Pretend you are a custard pie.
. Sing shut your fucking face uncle fucker 100 times.
. Pretend you’re in the elevator in Charlie and the chocolate factory.
. Don’t pretend your are playing unreal tournament 2004 and when the elevator goes up and you jump you will NOT go flying up into the sky but you would crack your head on the elevator lift.
What did I just say?
* Spiderhead *
1. dismount the elevator and put it on a truck and drive away.
2. Make the elevator a bathroom with a toilet. Then when someone wants to go up or down to next floor they opens the elevator and you sitting on the toilet with a news paper shouting to the man-
3. Or.. everytime someone gets into the elevator, you grab him and glue him up to the wall. and the person is stuck (SICK)
4. Orrrr.... Fill the room with your grandmas hear. (SICKER) I think i stop here
1 make love to your invisible friend
2 smear super glue on the buttons
3 be sick while the elevator is moving
4 cry and whinge at sombody
5 whistle out of tune
6 swear when sombody enters the elevator
7 put a CD player on full volume
8 place army ants everywhere
9 hide a porn mag
10 annoy people with things about Big Brother
I tried jumping in a lift the other day and it was EXACTLY the same as jumping on the ground...
Anyway, here's mine:
- Put a big dollop of lead, in a bag, in the lift so it triggers the max weight limit while also fatally poisoning anyone who enters.
- Put a coffin in it, with you inside. This will freak out lift-users, and you can scare them to death by jumping out in their face.
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Joshtek
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