Set up your own mini-office with a little desk. Use a banana as a mobile phone. As people press the button to open the door, yell at them for not knocking first.
"Say you're hanging from a huge cliff at the top of mt. everest and a guy comes along and says he'll save you, and proceeds to throw religious pamphlets at you while simultaniously giving a sermon." - Dustin G
Ejaculate onto the buttons,
Think about porn,
Imagine you're Welsh,
Write "Gavin Woz Ere" on the walls,
Have ideas about inventing a new currency,
Press the Alarm button and laugh in an evil manner,
Put your penis between the doors and see if they re-open,
Pretend you have hands for feet, like a monkey,
Smear shit on the walls, like a monkey.
Please note, these should only be done in an elevator, or they may cause inter-dimentional vortexes and/or plagues.
This reminds me of an episode of Family Guy i saw today.
Brian: Face it Peter, your a terrible lyer.
[Flashback to elevator with Peter and other random guy standing in there]
[Random guys sniffs air and looks in Peters direction]
Peter: Errrr... it was you!
MUGGUS
Come and annoy me more at
www.muggus69.tk STOUT ANGER!!!
- Press a random elevator button with your eyes closed and find out where you end up
- Put 2 tons in the elevator if you want to get to the bottom floor fast
- Try to stand on your hands
- Make vvrrooom noises when people go in or out of the elevator
- On the top floor keep the door open and say "I'm only letting the elevator go down when I heard that coin I dropped through this gap fall on the ground"
Infact this reminds me of one of those annoying email FWDS, and it had about 100 different things to do in an elevator.
A couple of years ago our english teacher brought it into class and made us read them, then come up with ones of our own but in a different situation. I chose a public toilet. Naturally. Whoever said potty mouthing was childish?
'oh yeah? he's thrown a kettle over a pub, what have you done?'
-Push on the sides with someone who is afread to ride elevators.
-Jump when the elevator is going down & see how high you can jump.
-Sing to the elevator music!!
-Make annoying farty sounds with ur arm pit
-Stop the elevator & open the door between the floors
Ok I'm out.
1. push all the buttons as you leave.
2. motion for a person running to get to the elevator, then press the close button.
3. race your friend to the top floor, one in the elevator, on on the fire stairs.
4. put one of those remote controlled fart machines on the other sied of the elevator, and press it when someone stands next to it.
5. STINK BOMBS!
6. smear ky jelly on the buttons
To Asparagus, I dont think you can ejaculate in an elevator, the trips are too short, and it isn't gavin, its kilroy http://www.lizardworks.com/kilroy.html
Steve Zissou: Anne-Marie, do all the interns get Glocks?
. Sing the titanic song over and over
. Blame chestnuts because they are lazy.
. Go insane and do the Russian dance.
. Pretend you are a custard pie.
. Sing shut your fucking face uncle fucker 100 times.
. Pretend you’re in the elevator in Charlie and the chocolate factory.
. Don’t pretend your are playing unreal tournament 2004 and when the elevator goes up and you jump you will NOT go flying up into the sky but you would crack your head on the elevator lift.
What did I just say?
* Spiderhead *
1. dismount the elevator and put it on a truck and drive away.
2. Make the elevator a bathroom with a toilet. Then when someone wants to go up or down to next floor they opens the elevator and you sitting on the toilet with a news paper shouting to the man-
3. Or.. everytime someone gets into the elevator, you grab him and glue him up to the wall. and the person is stuck (SICK)
4. Orrrr.... Fill the room with your grandmas hear. (SICKER) I think i stop here
1 make love to your invisible friend
2 smear super glue on the buttons
3 be sick while the elevator is moving
4 cry and whinge at sombody
5 whistle out of tune
6 swear when sombody enters the elevator
7 put a CD player on full volume
8 place army ants everywhere
9 hide a porn mag
10 annoy people with things about Big Brother
I tried jumping in a lift the other day and it was EXACTLY the same as jumping on the ground...
Anyway, here's mine:
- Put a big dollop of lead, in a bag, in the lift so it triggers the max weight limit while also fatally poisoning anyone who enters.
- Put a coffin in it, with you inside. This will freak out lift-users, and you can scare them to death by jumping out in their face.
Wow I didnt think this many people would give me ideas lol
I met a budgie called percy. He likes chicken...
How random
Assault Andy Administrator
I make other people create vaporware
Registered 29/07/2002
Points 5686
12th June, 2004 at 09:05:22 -
LoL this is hilarious. Okay heres an obvious one -
1.Have sex.
and some more
2.Have sex with monkies
3.Pretend you're a spy and press yourself against the roof of the lift.
4.Place stickers over the buttons so they say things like "Press here to DIE!"
5.Have a party with lots of nazi's and mexicans.
6.Toll people for using the lift.
7.When people walk in, suffocate them with a spoon and then teabag them.
8.Exchange carbon-dioxide for oxygen.
9.Tie a piece of string on the top floor, then go to the bottom floor and tie the other end to the ground. For extra effect make the string a rope, or better still a steel chain.
10.Stick your head in the lift doors so that the doors do not shut.
11.Work out the meaning of life.
12.Exchange 3 ripe bannanas for the bald rat's email address which he uses to send chickens to heaven with.
press a button and go to a different floor
let some other people get in the elevator
let some other people get out of the elevator
check the time in the elevator
get out of the elevator in the elevator
carry a suitcase in the elevator
tell someone a story in the elevator
talk on the phone in the elevator
talk to your dad on the phone in the elevator
talk to a business partner on the phone
talk to people in the elevator
eat some lunch in the elevator
apply makeup in the elevator
read the bible in the elevator
read a pamphlet in the elevator
read a different text in the elevator
put on some headphones in the elevator
walk to the other side of the elevator
kill a baby in the elevator
1)Jump out of the doors as its closing to stop the doors then jump in, jump out....
2)Plant explosives
3)Press a bannanna into sombodys back to pretend its a gun.
4)Turn into a vampire.
- Put 2 tons in the elevator and see how fast you can get to the bottom floor
- Say with a devilish tone "I need a more fitting guest body"
- Say "Houston we have a problem"
- Release a few spiders in the elevator, then scream and jump into one of the other people inside.
- Ask where the toilet is.
- Press the Alarm button and step out of the elevator.
More please! almost EVERYBODY is in it. Im not including Phizzy or Pete natress because they never said any idea.
Im not putting in any of the mexican jumbo either. I have a very good friend whos mexican.
It was made ages ago, it was crap, this post should die.
Save us Lord Circy!
Hi!
DaVince This fool just HAD to have a custom rating
Registered 04/09/2004
Points 7998
9th November, 2004 at 09:51:01 -
Jamesbuc, could I get your permission to create an MMF app which will contain lots of movies where all of this really HAPPENS? I just got some great ideas to make something like this.
I'll need to make the characters like stickmen, tho. I'm not the best in creating graphics, especially not if it's gonna get about 100 levels.
If you agree, could you send me the source code of your joke game so that I don't have to download all those avatars and jokes?
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