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Jamesbuc



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18th May, 2004 at 15:51:46 -

Im making a joke game called

100 things to do in an elevator

I need ideas!!!

 
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18th May, 2004 at 15:57:40 -

make a nasty smell
leave a trail of apple juice as you come out of the elevator

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18th May, 2004 at 16:39:30 -

Sing
Dance
Act out movies by yourself
Hit the wall
Hum
Start a fight
Jump up and down
Say "Weeble" a lot
Play on a GBA
Buy me a GBA
Give me money

 
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18th May, 2004 at 17:21:20 -

Set up your own mini-office with a little desk. Use a banana as a mobile phone. As people press the button to open the door, yell at them for not knocking first.

 
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18th May, 2004 at 17:55:43 -

when the elevator stops, make him jump out as superstick.

press all the buttons and plummet to the bottom after stopping everywhere at light speed.

light a box of fireworks with a really short fuse.

make a really really fat stickman come in and sit on him.

graffiti

 
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18th May, 2004 at 19:18:14 -

Top Ten Things to do in an elevator:

Ejaculate onto the buttons,
Think about porn,
Imagine you're Welsh,
Write "Gavin Woz Ere" on the walls,
Have ideas about inventing a new currency,
Press the Alarm button and laugh in an evil manner,
Put your penis between the doors and see if they re-open,
Pretend you have hands for feet, like a monkey,
Smear shit on the walls, like a monkey.

Please note, these should only be done in an elevator, or they may cause inter-dimentional vortexes and/or plagues.

 
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19th May, 2004 at 01:20:28 -

lol! these are good ill rember the names

 
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19th May, 2004 at 07:09:24 -

Put a box in the corner and ask people if they hear ticking noises.

 
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19th May, 2004 at 08:51:22 -

This reminds me of an episode of Family Guy i saw today.

Brian: Face it Peter, your a terrible lyer.
[Flashback to elevator with Peter and other random guy standing in there]
[Random guys sniffs air and looks in Peters direction]
Peter: Errrr... it was you!

 
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19th May, 2004 at 13:58:34 -

Grow trees, if you are going somewhere high in a bulding.

 
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19th May, 2004 at 14:09:54 -

I remeber that one, Muggus!

Anyway, what about having the elvator strap break, and everyone inside dies! Yeah, pure gold. Death...mmmyep.




 
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20th May, 2004 at 07:37:19 -

- Press a random elevator button with your eyes closed and find out where you end up
- Put 2 tons in the elevator if you want to get to the bottom floor fast
- Try to stand on your hands
- Make vvrrooom noises when people go in or out of the elevator
- On the top floor keep the door open and say "I'm only letting the elevator go down when I heard that coin I dropped through this gap fall on the ground"

 
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20th May, 2004 at 09:01:51 -

Jump. Its the strangest sensation!

Infact this reminds me of one of those annoying email FWDS, and it had about 100 different things to do in an elevator.

A couple of years ago our english teacher brought it into class and made us read them, then come up with ones of our own but in a different situation. I chose a public toilet. Naturally. Whoever said potty mouthing was childish?

 
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20th May, 2004 at 19:34:12 -

-Push on the sides with someone who is afread to ride elevators.
-Jump when the elevator is going down & see how high you can jump.
-Sing to the elevator music!!
-Make annoying farty sounds with ur arm pit
-Stop the elevator & open the door between the floors
Ok I'm out.

 
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21st May, 2004 at 06:49:26 -

"I chose a public toilet. Naturally. Whoever said potty mouthing was childish?"

LOL classic Istvan.

 
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21st May, 2004 at 18:35:48 -

Damn, you guys forgot the basics:

1. push all the buttons as you leave.
2. motion for a person running to get to the elevator, then press the close button.
3. race your friend to the top floor, one in the elevator, on on the fire stairs.
4. put one of those remote controlled fart machines on the other sied of the elevator, and press it when someone stands next to it.
5. STINK BOMBS!
6. smear ky jelly on the buttons

To Asparagus, I dont think you can ejaculate in an elevator, the trips are too short, and it isn't gavin, its kilroy http://www.lizardworks.com/kilroy.html

 
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23rd May, 2004 at 16:23:22 -

. Sing the titanic song over and over
. Blame chestnuts because they are lazy.
. Go insane and do the Russian dance.
. Pretend you are a custard pie.
. Sing shut your fucking face uncle fucker 100 times.
. Pretend you’re in the elevator in Charlie and the chocolate factory.
. Don’t pretend your are playing unreal tournament 2004 and when the elevator goes up and you jump you will NOT go flying up into the sky but you would crack your head on the elevator lift.
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24th May, 2004 at 19:11:11 -

Make a Mouse nest in the corner and live in it. Some old people will toss out nuts for you.

 
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25th May, 2004 at 07:36:02 -

Let's find something stupid


1. dismount the elevator and put it on a truck and drive away.
2. Make the elevator a bathroom with a toilet. Then when someone wants to go up or down to next floor they opens the elevator and you sitting on the toilet with a news paper shouting to the man-
3. Or.. everytime someone gets into the elevator, you grab him and glue him up to the wall. and the person is stuck (SICK)
4. Orrrr.... Fill the room with your grandmas hear. (SICKER) I think i stop here

 
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25th May, 2004 at 07:44:55 -

or how about glueing people to the walls and then putting your grandma's hair on them?

 
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25th May, 2004 at 09:41:33 -

Give the elevator a fake floor so when people walk in they fall to their DOOOOM!!!

 
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4th June, 2004 at 08:41:39 -

ive now got a few of my own

1 make love to your invisible friend
2 smear super glue on the buttons
3 be sick while the elevator is moving
4 cry and whinge at sombody
5 whistle out of tune
6 swear when sombody enters the elevator
7 put a CD player on full volume
8 place army ants everywhere
9 hide a porn mag
10 annoy people with things about Big Brother

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4th June, 2004 at 08:46:50 -

Re-label the panic button "Ground Floor" and wait until somebody embarreses themselves.

 
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4th June, 2004 at 08:59:41 -

that give me an idea

change all the numbers and button stickers round so other people dont know where they will go

 
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4th June, 2004 at 11:59:11 -

Talk to people about a long and boring topic, and NEVER stop.

 
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5th June, 2004 at 07:37:01 -

why is this stupid?
why cant we steal from tv shows?

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6th June, 2004 at 07:47:09 -

heres another one...

throw confetti when in the lift

I did that once and got in BIIIG trouble

 
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6th June, 2004 at 16:06:07 -

I tried jumping in a lift the other day and it was EXACTLY the same as jumping on the ground...

Anyway, here's mine:
- Put a big dollop of lead, in a bag, in the lift so it triggers the max weight limit while also fatally poisoning anyone who enters.
- Put a coffin in it, with you inside. This will freak out lift-users, and you can scare them to death by jumping out in their face.

I'll think of some more later, I gotta goo now.

 
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10th June, 2004 at 01:57:51 -

Wow I didnt think this many people would give me ideas lol

 
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How random

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LoL this is hilarious. Okay heres an obvious one -
1.Have sex.

and some more
2.Have sex with monkies
3.Pretend you're a spy and press yourself against the roof of the lift.
4.Place stickers over the buttons so they say things like "Press here to DIE!"
5.Have a party with lots of nazi's and mexicans.
6.Toll people for using the lift.
7.When people walk in, suffocate them with a spoon and then teabag them.
8.Exchange carbon-dioxide for oxygen.
9.Tie a piece of string on the top floor, then go to the bottom floor and tie the other end to the ground. For extra effect make the string a rope, or better still a steel chain.
10.Stick your head in the lift doors so that the doors do not shut.
11.Work out the meaning of life.
12.Exchange 3 ripe bannanas for the bald rat's email address which he uses to send chickens to heaven with.

 
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12th June, 2004 at 16:51:40 -

Press emergency button and fall out of elevator

 
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14th June, 2004 at 10:29:04 -

Lol Lol LOL!!!!!! Thanks!

 
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14th June, 2004 at 17:17:30 -

press a button and go to a different floor
let some other people get in the elevator
let some other people get out of the elevator
check the time in the elevator
get out of the elevator in the elevator
carry a suitcase in the elevator
tell someone a story in the elevator
talk on the phone in the elevator
talk to your dad on the phone in the elevator
talk to a business partner on the phone
talk to people in the elevator
eat some lunch in the elevator
apply makeup in the elevator
read the bible in the elevator
read a pamphlet in the elevator
read a different text in the elevator
put on some headphones in the elevator
walk to the other side of the elevator
kill a baby in the elevator

 
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14th June, 2004 at 18:00:26 -

press emergancy stop and ummmm...... do something.

 
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14th June, 2004 at 22:10:04 -

I think they are pretty comparable to Nazis.

 
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14th June, 2004 at 23:32:31 -

u r comparable to a nazi

 
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15th June, 2004 at 01:58:17 -

Mexicans are pretty close to Nazi's. Here's some more:

Eat Beef Strogonov.
Hail God.
Hail Hitler.
Hail Satan.
Hail Jesus
Hail Hail.
Hail Mail.
Hail A Snail.
Hail A Pail.
Hail Rhyming.
Hail Orange.
Hail ______.

 
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15th June, 2004 at 08:20:47 -

it's "heil".

 
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15th June, 2004 at 14:17:54 -

Trust me, you won't be saying that when it's raining really hard

 
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15th June, 2004 at 16:56:43 -

'kill a baby in the elevator'

sicko....

I think Ill just change the title now to 'things to do in an elevator' (ok ok ive just chopped off the 100 bit, so what.)

 
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16th June, 2004 at 13:39:13 -

Put a box in the corner and ask people if they hear ticking noises.

ROTL! That was good I have to say.

 
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16th June, 2004 at 14:38:56 -

how old is this thread now? Its time to move on

 
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Move on? Oh but we're just getting started!

 
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17th June, 2004 at 02:04:23 -

11!

 
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5th July, 2004 at 14:58:37 -

old who cares if its old. Its fun!

1)Jump out of the doors as its closing to stop the doors then jump in, jump out....
2)Plant explosives
3)Press a bannanna into sombodys back to pretend its a gun.
4)Turn into a vampire.


 
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5th July, 2004 at 15:05:24 -

Knock it off the track, and be stuck inside until they get the repairman.

 
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5th July, 2004 at 15:53:09 -

Ok I have started on the project. Keep the Ideas coming though to try and be in it!

These people WILL be in it

Noodle - Scorpion E
Joe - Scorpion E
Penguin Seph
Snerlin of Neonair
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and me

Thanks keep Posting!

 
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5th July, 2004 at 16:00:37 -

Throw a chocolate shake all over the floor and grab your ass really tight whenever someone else comes in.

 
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5th July, 2004 at 16:11:10 -

Even more people who have been placed in

Kris
Muggus
Teapot F.K.A Damien M
joNickArt- Nikodemus
Lazarus
istvan
Brandon Cassata
Spiderhead

Phew even though these are quick to do its hard keeping up.


 
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5th July, 2004 at 16:17:28 -

- Put 2 tons in the elevator and see how fast you can get to the bottom floor
- Say with a devilish tone "I need a more fitting guest body"
- Say "Houston we have a problem"
- Release a few spiders in the elevator, then scream and jump into one of the other people inside.
- Ask where the toilet is.
- Press the Alarm button and step out of the elevator.

 
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5th July, 2004 at 16:30:21 -

Ok now X_sheep is in whooooo!

 
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5th July, 2004 at 16:31:11 -

Yay!

 
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5th July, 2004 at 16:42:18 -

Now Shab is in too Join the party!

 
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Buy STOCKS in it!

HAR HAR HAR!

 

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6th July, 2004 at 02:38:53 -

More please! almost EVERYBODY is in it. Im not including Phizzy or Pete natress because they never said any idea.
Im not putting in any of the mexican jumbo either. I have a very good friend whos mexican.

 
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6th July, 2004 at 11:06:25 -

heres more!

-Play Yu-Gi-Oh
-Eat cooked food
-use your deodrant
-turn off the power
-leave some dead fish around

thats all I can think of

 
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18th July, 2004 at 16:47:20 -

The download is now up whooooo!

 
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21st August, 2004 at 14:10:47 -

Any more ideas though?

I think I could just get away with another one.

 
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21st August, 2004 at 14:26:09 -

Bring your pet cow and slaughter it and cook an hamburger in it.

make a snow angel.

wear a giant donut suit and get stuck.

 
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-When you try to walk into an elevator drop ALL your stuff and say it was by accident, and keep the door open until you've cleaned everything up.

-Open up your bag and say "Enough room in there?"

-Stick bubble gum to the elevator buttons.

 
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4th November, 2004 at 02:05:32 -

lol

 
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An elevator that sings music.

 

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4th November, 2004 at 11:47:47 -

Wasn't this 'game' thing made ages ago? I'm sure I downloaded it at one point.

 
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4th November, 2004 at 12:08:37 -

It was made ages ago, it was crap, this post should die.

Save us Lord Circy!

 
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9th November, 2004 at 09:51:01 -

Jamesbuc, could I get your permission to create an MMF app which will contain lots of movies where all of this really HAPPENS? I just got some great ideas to make something like this.

I'll need to make the characters like stickmen, tho. I'm not the best in creating graphics, especially not if it's gonna get about 100 levels.

If you agree, could you send me the source code of your joke game so that I don't have to download all those avatars and jokes?

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