Assault Andy Administrator
I make other people create vaporware
Registered 29/07/2002
Points 5686
12th June, 2004 at 09:05:22 -
LoL this is hilarious. Okay heres an obvious one -
1.Have sex.
and some more
2.Have sex with monkies
3.Pretend you're a spy and press yourself against the roof of the lift.
4.Place stickers over the buttons so they say things like "Press here to DIE!"
5.Have a party with lots of nazi's and mexicans.
6.Toll people for using the lift.
7.When people walk in, suffocate them with a spoon and then teabag them.
8.Exchange carbon-dioxide for oxygen.
9.Tie a piece of string on the top floor, then go to the bottom floor and tie the other end to the ground. For extra effect make the string a rope, or better still a steel chain.
10.Stick your head in the lift doors so that the doors do not shut.
11.Work out the meaning of life.
12.Exchange 3 ripe bannanas for the bald rat's email address which he uses to send chickens to heaven with.
press a button and go to a different floor
let some other people get in the elevator
let some other people get out of the elevator
check the time in the elevator
get out of the elevator in the elevator
carry a suitcase in the elevator
tell someone a story in the elevator
talk on the phone in the elevator
talk to your dad on the phone in the elevator
talk to a business partner on the phone
talk to people in the elevator
eat some lunch in the elevator
apply makeup in the elevator
read the bible in the elevator
read a pamphlet in the elevator
read a different text in the elevator
put on some headphones in the elevator
walk to the other side of the elevator
kill a baby in the elevator
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