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7th December, 2005 at 15:55:40 -

Hello Yesterday I got all evil and made a snowman...... Then I Got my dad To shoot it with a shotgun.Here it http://www.sitesled.com/members/meow/Snowman.zip




 

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7th December, 2005 at 16:12:56 -

Why on earth have you zipped an image?

 
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7th December, 2005 at 16:15:05 -

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7th December, 2005 at 16:18:25 -

its not an image?


 
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7th December, 2005 at 18:02:41 -

Sorry about the ZIP silverdrake has trobble Seeing the Quicktime film so I made it A Zip for Him.

 

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7th December, 2005 at 18:39:39 -

It's your Second Ammendment Right, I guess.

 
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7th December, 2005 at 18:48:08 -

What does that mean?

 

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7th December, 2005 at 21:04:50 -

i supose it's less illegal than shooting a real man.

 
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7th December, 2005 at 21:50:25 -

Now THAT Is what I call crude humor. Its pretty funny, considering how bad the snowman is.

 
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7th December, 2005 at 22:05:18 -

Phizzy, I think the topic of guns has gotten you a little crazified.

 
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7th December, 2005 at 22:24:22 -

Things I have to say
1)I'm not Moler...I changed my name.
2)I know what sarcasm is, but you've taken this to the extreme.
3)I still think you've become crazy from all this.
Thats all

 
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8th December, 2005 at 01:03:07 -

He's always been insane. He is the Phizzy.

 
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8th December, 2005 at 07:46:08 -

And you will always be moler, because you were that before too. If I would suddenly change my nick, some people would still know me as DaVince.

Not that I'm ever going to change my nick...

 
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8th December, 2005 at 10:41:23 -

Yes but then theres insane and "insane".

 
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8th December, 2005 at 17:07:40 -

Im going to post A new forum soon called poor snowman2 This time I will color the inside red... Shot=blood every where

 

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8th December, 2005 at 17:09:31 -

I was there when this happened:

Evil Kitty: Dad! Der be a snow man out threah!
Ma: Oh my Jesus! It gonna git ma boy!
Pa: Don' worry, Villie! I gonna git ma shot gun and blow it ter smitherans!

*click* *BOOM!*
Evil Kitty: You go done kill ma snowman, pappa!
Pa: That'll teach yer, you snow-bastard! Try'n kill ma boy? SALTED NUTS!
Evil Kitty: But I made it, pa!
Pa: It'll turn on yeh, boy! Just like ma grandpappy did back in 1825! He go done ate old Muley! Bleerguh!
Ma: That right, my grandpappy did the same!
Pa: He wer both our grandpappy! Youse ma sister, remember!
Ma: But I also yer mother!
Pa: Yeah, but I'm yer great grand pappy!
Evil Kitty: Why'd have ter be ma snowman!
Ma: If you wasn't my brothur, I'd beat yer!
Pa: FIDDLESTICKS!


 
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8th December, 2005 at 17:09:31 -

Double Post.

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8th December, 2005 at 17:12:57 -

That's not what happened!

 

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8th December, 2005 at 17:14:35 -

Damn shure was, mmmhmmm.

 
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8th December, 2005 at 17:39:13 -

Why did you have to get your dad to shoot that thing? I was shooting evil snowmen when I was 8 without needing assistance.

 
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8th December, 2005 at 18:10:33 -

All we had was A 12 gauge wich has a lot of kick

 

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8th December, 2005 at 18:14:13 -

His Pappy don' wan him teh get his leg blowed up and replaced wit a beaver like he did. See, down south you don't gots them fancy docters, so you gots to make do with what you gots. Mmmhmmm.

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8th December, 2005 at 18:16:41 -

Hey I shot it two. HE shot it first Because I had to film

 

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8th December, 2005 at 18:19:23 -

Yerrp, but then yer pappy's leg-beaver got a chance to, I suppose? Fair is fair, yerher.

 
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8th December, 2005 at 18:19:58 -

I shot it in the armpit then after that I Got I wood stick and killed it.

 

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8th December, 2005 at 18:20:38 -

You shouldn'ta done that, yer just a boy, mmmhmmm.

 
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8th December, 2005 at 18:21:43 -

Hey im almost 13

 

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8th December, 2005 at 18:22:40 -

Hayo: I honestly don't think learning to shoot evil snowmen is a nessesary skill at eight years old. Possibly regular snowmen, but not evil ones.

Evil Kitty is older than I am?

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8th December, 2005 at 18:27:13 -

Your 11?

 

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8th December, 2005 at 18:31:12 -

So yer can read? Great Uncle Hickus taught yer well!

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8th December, 2005 at 18:32:56 -

If you're 12, yes, that would mean Peblo was 11.

In my opinion, the snowman was begging for 'death'. He was horribly misshapen, due to the deformities on his inbred redneck creator's hands.

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8th December, 2005 at 18:36:23 -

You had it right the first time Hardball.

 
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8th December, 2005 at 18:36:44 -

Hey it was a very quick Snowman I made Ill make A better one next time.

 

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8th December, 2005 at 18:37:30 -

@Peblo - Thats what I thought.

 
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8th December, 2005 at 18:39:37 -

It weren't beggin' fer death! It were beggin' fer a new fiddle, but pappy said "I anien't givin you no new fiddle, snow! Git off ma property our I'll shoot yer!" And so the snowman tried ter take Evil Kitty hostage, threatin' to beat im' wit a carrot-stick. So pappy shot it, blowin' its evil head to bits, jus' like Uncle Hickus did in 1779 when the Great Piggy War broked out.

 
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8th December, 2005 at 18:40:24 -

Im not a redneck

 

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8th December, 2005 at 18:42:50 -

Yes you are. If you listened to Lazarus's stories, you would know.

 
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8th December, 2005 at 18:42:55 -

Im a christian

 

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8th December, 2005 at 18:43:23 -

So you're a racist redneck? Figures.

 
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8th December, 2005 at 18:44:09 -

Whats a redneck?

 

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8th December, 2005 at 18:45:57 -

Whats a raccist?

 

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8th December, 2005 at 18:46:45 -

Yer Great-Grandmama had an affair wit yer brother/uncle Spickty! I sawed it! But Great Uncle Hickus was sleepin' wit yer Great-Grandmama's pig Vivian! She gots three piglets that look jus' like im'. But that's how the Great Piggy War started! Is' true! Yer Great Uncle Spickty found out der truth, so he rangled up a possy to fight yer Uncle Hickus and his possy! But yer Uncle Hickus' cow Viola gots mortally wounded in the Battle of Piglet's Pass! Yer pappy never told you this, seein' as how it was yer faviourte cow, but yer Great Uncle Scrumpy was the one who shot the cow! Mmmhmm.

 
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8th December, 2005 at 18:51:31 -

*Whats a redneck?

Whats a raccist?*

Exactly.

 
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8th December, 2005 at 18:51:35 -

Ur wierd

 

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8th December, 2005 at 18:52:57 -

Just cause' yer a redneck don't mean you anien't Christian, boy! Didn't yer ever hear yer Great Aunt Shmempty say that! She was prayin' up a storm, but then you go done intrupt her so that you could start playin' that infernal banjo! She got crazy as a bull on tuesday!She go done near beat yer to you was black and blue like what happen to yer cousin Vepty when he tempted that ragin' sheep! Boy, he looked like a cactus in the middle of winter!

 
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8th December, 2005 at 18:53:50 -

I mean Lazarus's wierd

 

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8th December, 2005 at 18:55:14 -

@Lazarus - *Mmmhmm.

 
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8th December, 2005 at 18:56:05 -

Im not form the south!

 

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8th December, 2005 at 18:57:20 -

Whats a redreck

 

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8th December, 2005 at 19:03:59 -

I's tellin yer, youse gots to have a showdown with yer Great Uncle Scrumpy! Fer the cows, you must do it! If not, yer just gonna dwell on the past, and that aint healthy, yall. Fight im', boy, or he'll just kill more cows!

And then yer pappy can be truly proud of you! He'll celibrate by goin' to git drunk and then beatin up yer Great Grandpappy like he did in 1855. Those were the days! Ham and Sasauge as far as the eye could see!


 
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8th December, 2005 at 19:04:55 -

Loogout, boy! INDIANS!

 
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8th December, 2005 at 19:07:55 -

Your insane

 

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8th December, 2005 at 19:11:58 -

Not like yer Great Uncle Eklie was! Nearly ate fifty five pounds o' creamed corn!

 
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8th December, 2005 at 20:22:37 -

Evil Kitty@
1)Yes, you are too from the south
2)How many times have I told you not to get into religeous discussions????

Jesus Clause@
Thats a little over the edge

 
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9th December, 2005 at 07:49:03 -

@silverdrake Im not that down south Only VA. Stop telling me not to get into relegus
disoustions Your acting like my Parents

@Jesus claws This is what happed

Evil kitty:Hey dad Will you shoot A snowman.
Dad:Sure son Come and get me when your done Makeing it.
Evil kitty:Sure DAD
Some time later...
Evil kittyK dad Im ready
DADk come On.
1 min later.
*click* Bang
Evil kittyAD I did't get it on film.
Evil kitty makes atother one.
DAD and evil kitty go out this time DAD brout A 2 shell for Evil kitty.
*Click* boom
Evil kitty:That time I got it DAD.
Evil kitty Takes that shotgun and shoots the snowman
Then Goes Inside and gets a Wood stick
Then goes Out and beats the remains Of the snowman
Then goes Inside and plays need for speed most wanted.

The End




 

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9th December, 2005 at 08:23:58 -

Fine

 

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9th December, 2005 at 08:38:26 -

Sorry I can't Do the red Snowman today I was suposed to get A lot of snow today but alll I got was ice.

 

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9th December, 2005 at 10:32:09 -

I'm tellin' you, boy, that anit what happened! Mmmhrrmm! Didn't yer Great Uncle Pamps ever tell you nothin'? "Ne're lie!" Those be his werds! And all youse do is shun em'! Makin' dirty fibs, boy! You gots to stop it, boy! Yer gonna make God kill yer crops, an then yer Pappy won't be makin' no profit!

Great Uncle Pamps felt his birthmark on his knee start a-wigglin' and singing the 'America My Country Tis' Of Thee' and you all know what that means: A STORMS A BREWIN'! MEATLOAF!

 
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9th December, 2005 at 13:57:45 -

Hey God woun't do that!

 

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9th December, 2005 at 14:31:37 -

I've fired a shotgun. I am so proud, pwnpwnpwn.

 
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9th December, 2005 at 14:54:10 -

Im not proud!


 

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9th December, 2005 at 15:40:46 -

snowmen are boring, me brothers and i tended to build polar bears and igloos, usually with mud, dogshit and twigs in them.

 
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9th December, 2005 at 15:46:53 -

Uhhhhhhh OK *runs away*


 

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9th December, 2005 at 16:47:32 -

Snow men are boring but its not boring to shoot them


 

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9th December, 2005 at 16:59:02 -

yes. true.

 
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9th December, 2005 at 17:32:16 -

Yerrrp, you shoulda seen your Great-Great Grandpappy Gumple do it! He grabbed that son a bitch and blasted two warnin' shots before using yer pappy's beaver leg to chew away at the snowmans wooden arms! Yerrrp! Those'r the days! That was the same year yer Great Uncle Clavis started butchering his own children to make chilli! Times were tough, and yer had to do what yer had to do! Clavis was a gewd man married to a gewd women who bared 25 children (inculdn' two who had pigsfeet, cause' he had been sleepin' wit the same piggy! All them kids were sure nice, and yer Auntie tried to stop em' from eatin em'! But yer Aunt Chavis didn't stop em' from whackin' his kids with a greased-up pigglet! Iz true! He go done blast em', and they twitched like a chicken without a head! S'true! He stewed em' up like yer Great-Great-Great-Great Grandma did back in 1778, only that was with two Eskimos cause' she anit' likin eskimos to much, ya see. Yerrp, ripped em' right outta their lil' egg glues and beat em' to death with two tons of ham! Yer Uncle HAVSK, (who was also yer brother, great uncle, great-great-great-grandpappy, and yer great-great-great grandmaw) tried to stop er', but she hated em' cause he was Jewish, so she grabbed a load of panda lard and slathered him up in it before sayin' the magic words 'Osta Osta FIDDLE STICKS!' which caused all the Indian Babies to eat all the creamed corn in the entire state! HAMSTEAK!

 
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9th December, 2005 at 17:34:57 -

LOOGOUT BOY, THEM DAMN REDSKINS ARE ATTACKIN' YER PRIZED PIGGLET!


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9th December, 2005 at 18:41:10 -

0_o

 
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9th December, 2005 at 22:13:27 -

Yer Great Uncle Spitzy made that same eye-bally face, Tiddlywinks! Yes, I know that's yer name, Digital Dreams, yer always known by the same name when you grow up in a town like ours! I knows yer a city folk now, goin' on this fancy DC, but you should still find time for yer Great, Great, Great Grandpappy Vippy, shouldn't yer? Anyway, ol' Spitzy gave me the same look as I told em' all about yer travels to the old mill back in TN, you know, the one that produces little sugar packets? Yep, told em' all bout' how you took down that damned demon squirrel! Yeeeesury! He was mighty shocked- you wasn't much a fighter when you was a boy, no sir, you were beaten up by Old Lady Mackentire, remember! Don't be ashamed, she was a nasty old gal, but she was beaten down one day in the summer of 1892 by a chicken-gone-sour! Yep, that ol' chicken was mean as could be- nearly tore my other eye out with it, then I'd be blind in both eyes! But I beat it over the head with a piece of year-old mutton leg! Yesssiry, yer grandmama thought it was crazy o' me to go done carry that rotten-mutton around, but I knewed it would come to use one day! Saw it in a vision back in 1902! Yessir, a giant clam told me to carry a rotten mutton around, and I did! Damn near made me iller then a chicken with sour crop, but I did use it, didn't I? Anyway, he was so amazed that you beat down that demon squirrel with that musty old piece of ham- take after yer grandpappy, yessir!- he was so suprised that he blew his eye balls out! They flew cross county and landed in some little girls ice-cream! Yessir! CREAMED CORN!!!

 
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9th December, 2005 at 22:41:19 -

Anyone else skip over Lazarus's posts?

 
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10th December, 2005 at 00:27:26 -

Yer better not, you little redskin!

 
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10th December, 2005 at 00:50:40 -

Peblo, did I ever tell you bout' the time yer Great Grandmama Papass go done have went off with old Cooky? Yerp, she got the hots for his flap-jack-makin' ablities. Yesery, so they went done go off and *EDIT* with a *EDIT* *EDIT* so that they *EDIT* stick *EDIT**EDIT*EDIT* yeeehawww! She said, so *EDIT* *EDIT* EDIT* and he was using flapjacks to slap her hine-quarters! You shoulda heard the sqealin', sounded like a load o' pigs! So that's how they had yer brother, Cooky JR, but he was killed in the Great War of 1910 when them damned Indians go done kill all the crops! Cooky was wounded in battle (he got struck with an arrow through his throat). So he stuck onea his flapjacks inside the bleedin' wound, and it absorbed the blood like a spondge! Wooowee! His pancakes were good for more then eatin' and slappin' thighs! And that's how Moochie saved Christmas!



 
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You are sarry *runs for his life*

 

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Don' you run from me, boy! I's gonna rip you limb from limb jus' like yer Great Granny Pappers did in 1874! She rip yer Great, Great Uncle Buxly into shreads and fed im' to her own kids! Yesir, but she was fed to a wolf 'erself back in the cold summer of 69'! Took a whole pack of im' to kill er', but the point is, she dead, and there aint nothing you can do! Don't blame yerself boy, you was busy making stuffed walrus' down at the old petting Zoo.

 
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Uhhhhhhh ok your wierd *hops in plane and flys far far away.

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Yer better not hop a train, Missy! Or ye'll end up like Pirate McClaggen! Arrrg! He was the saltyst of the Sea dogs, but like any peanut, he started to grow stale, and that's when they jucked em' off the dark ship The Peacock! It was terrible! Tie em' to the brig, Johnson! And bring me tea with a lemon twist!

 
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OK ur really wierd *Bang* *click* *Shoots you with a gun*
*and then hops in plane and runs for his life*

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You can't- ARG I'M A PIRATE!- kill me.

 
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YAY it might snow tomarow So I might be able to do poor snowman2 tomarow!

 

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15th December, 2005 at 05:29:37 -

What does you dad need a shotgun for (other than protectng his family from threatening snowmen/women)?

 
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15th December, 2005 at 07:54:14 -

Hes a hunter!

 

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its snowing YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

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It stoped snowing

 

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15th December, 2005 at 13:58:03 -

Hunters suck.

 
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Hey.........

 

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15th December, 2005 at 15:38:52 -

exactly

 
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Hunters are not "retared"

 

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Give me one reason why They Are

 

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15th December, 2005 at 21:01:48 -

Personally I don't have a problem with hunting, however here are some reasons:

1) Hunters kill helpless animals.... Although this wouldn't be THAT bad but some hunters are so retarded/drunk that they don't actually "kill" the animal but just wound it.... This causes the animal to run off into the woods to die a slow, painful, pointless death.

2) Hunters are so retarded, they don't know they can go to the grocery store to get meat.

3) Hunters are so dumb that sometimes they manage to kill themselves with their own guns.

4) Hunters are so stupid that they manage to sometimes shoot OTHER people with their guns.....

5) Going into the woods for the purpose of killing something is retarded...

6) Going outside PERIOD is retarded.

 
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15th December, 2005 at 21:35:20 -

OH fuck here we go again. can see this topic getting locked within a day.

 
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16th December, 2005 at 02:30:16 -

You scare Baby Rikus Julia. This neededs to STOP!!

 
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16th December, 2005 at 06:43:51 -

My cat was killed by hunters about 15 years ago.

 
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16th December, 2005 at 07:29:48 -

Nooooooooooooooooooooo

 

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16th December, 2005 at 07:36:58 -

Fine but im not "retarted" I just went to the worst school in the world
North Star Acadamy

 

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16th December, 2005 at 08:20:19 -

Look hos talking!

 

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16th December, 2005 at 08:29:36 -

Why,And porn is for imiture wierdoos

 

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16th December, 2005 at 15:03:38 -

Well, it derpends on what kind o' pornography it is, yesir. Normal people like thems pretty girls wit all the fixin's, but then there be weirdos who like kitties, like yer Great Great Uncle Floxin. Oh yesir, Great Great Uncle Floxin had a giant kitty farm filled with kitties of all shapes n' colours! Fancy colours too! And they was all naked! You remember that, don't yer, son? Yes, that was a golden year fer the family, 1888! I remember it as if it were yesterday, son! We was all on the Kitty Farm watchin' Great Great Uncle Floxin go after one o' them lil' fancy chinese kitties (he was always partial to thems, ya know). So then, you says to him 'Go git em', Uncle!' You was only a little feller then, yesir! I remember that day! You was wearin' one o' them lil' silk dresses with yor red clown makeup on! You were wearing a mink-skin fur coat over that, and yer name was Mavis. So Uncle says to you, he says: "Mavis, fetch me one o' them Chinese cats! I's to old to catch em' meself!' So you says 'Kay, Uncle!' So you got a hold o' them little cats, and he had his way with em', but the sad part is he had a heart attack from it! Yesir, he was to old to be doin' them things. So he died, but his son (yer Great Uncle Chavis) countinued the cat-lovin' legacy and had three cat-children with yer Great Aunt Meowy (she's a cat, you know?) So these three kids were called freaks! Do you believe that, kid? Yesir, so yer Uncle Chavis sold all three of em' to the circus. One of em' was eaten alive by the bearded lady (she was chinese, ya see?) The second one committed sucide by takin' a giant helibet and beatin' himself dead. The third one grew to the ripe old age of seven, and then he was attacked by some crazy knife-weildin' Frenchman who shouted some fancy french stuff, and fed it horrible explodin' eclaires. He was found in bits, ya see.

So the important thing is you tried, son.

 
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You're getting very boring Laz..

 
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17th December, 2005 at 12:06:20 -

Mmmhmmm. You shouldn't be talkin' like that, you just a boy.

 
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17th December, 2005 at 14:39:10 -

Porn is agaist the law agaist GOD So Porn is a very bad thing!!

 

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17th December, 2005 at 15:04:20 -

Christian hunters are retarded.

 
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17th December, 2005 at 16:25:30 -

Hunters are not retared Hunting is just a hobby And being A christan is not dumb not bieng a christan is dumb!

 

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17th December, 2005 at 16:44:56 -

"Retarded" has a D in it... and "Christian" has an I in it, for that matter. I'd start on the huge amount of ignorance that saying "not being a Christian is dumb" shows, but as your age isn't in double figures yet I think I'll let it past.

 
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17th December, 2005 at 17:33:42 -

Hey, you can laugh at religion you know...I'm christian, but I can laugh, too.

And don't be dissin' hunting, guys: everyone knows Jesus was one heck of a hunter! Just give him a rifle and bam, he's a hunt'n machine! GO JESUS!

 
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17th December, 2005 at 17:41:34 -

"GOD made all this...AND NOW I WILL SHOOT IT!"

 
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17th December, 2005 at 17:43:40 -

Dude's, don't you know? We're all the big G-Man's entertainment. I'm sure he laughed his ass off at that snowman.

I just hope we don't get cancelled.

 
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17th December, 2005 at 18:30:39 -

Wong: Kitty said a few pages back he was almost 13, making him 12, which is a double digit. I still can't believe Evil Kitty's older than me.

Kitty: 'uB3|21337 |*]-[122%' has no association with porn in any way.

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17th December, 2005 at 18:58:54 -

Laz @ Actully jeaus died and came back to life! Go Jeaus!

Hayo @Your saying im gonna shoot every thing inclueing myself.

mosses@I know I wanted to let phizzy know because he really likes something agaist the law and god!

Navid newton@ Thanks for leting it pass.

Everyone@ thank you for getting me a little good rep becaue of the snowman.


 

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17th December, 2005 at 19:08:01 -

I am not saying that, sugar.

 
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17th December, 2005 at 20:35:01 -

if ur say ur gonna shoot every thing that GOD made. God made you and every thing so ur saying that ur gonna shoot yourself and every one else.

 

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17th December, 2005 at 21:10:50 -

OH Blame satan for that!

 

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17th December, 2005 at 21:20:02 -

Hey... im a christan so is my dad so were not going down there where going to heven
p.s phizzy are you a christan?

 

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17th December, 2005 at 21:26:33 -

Hunters are fucking scum. Any bastard who kills something he PERCEIVES to be below himself deserves to be skinned alive. I'd happily volunteer to do it.

I'd love to see your dad take on a brown bear without his precious gun, yeeha motherfucker, I'd pay to see that.

Leave the animals, kill each other.

 
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From an ultimate dim Thule
From a wild clime that lieth, sublime,
Out of space
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17th December, 2005 at 21:29:54 -

Ur wierd

 

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17th December, 2005 at 21:34:16 -

Ok ur a crazy guy

 

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17th December, 2005 at 21:46:51 -

there is a lot of prof that what the book says is true.
p.s phizzy wgat is ur riligon?

 

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17th December, 2005 at 21:52:56 -

@Novasoft: I think hunting is fine as long as you eat what you kill.
@Peblo: I didn't 'cross the line'. Saying Jesus was a hunter wasn't offensive unless your a crazy baptist.
@Evil Kitty: Check yer Bible boy, 'Jesus' isn't spelled with an 'A'.

This is getting stupid. I'm going to go skin a beaver.

 
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17th December, 2005 at 21:59:55 -

Ahaha. I love the way this guy's representing his faith.

 
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Laz@
"@Novasoft:I think hunting is fine as long as you eat what you kill."
I agree

"@Evil Kitty: Check yer Bible boy, 'Jesus' isn't spelled with an 'A'."
Im a horable speller sorry!


 

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17th December, 2005 at 22:07:41 -

About Phizzy: He's not a christian. He started his own cult of 'Phizzalians' (kind of like Raliens or Scientoligists)he brainwashes them, and forces them to buy his odd merchandise.

 
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17th December, 2005 at 22:10:05 -

I know phizzy is crazy

 

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Evil Kitty is one of the last people on earth who should be trusted with a gun.

My God, a violence-loving, Christian, proselytizing tween. Damn, that's new. If you're so religious, I'd love to see the reasoning behind "Ultimate Death." What would He think of virtual genocide?

 
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17th December, 2005 at 22:34:14 -

Well Laz, you never know when a crazy baptist will show up on TDC. If your a crazy baptist, raise your hand!

 
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17th December, 2005 at 22:46:15 -

IM not a crazy baptist!

 

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And im not violence loving I hate it in real life

 

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18th December, 2005 at 12:17:17 -

Phizzy you never met me in real life!

 

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18th December, 2005 at 12:20:59 -

Phizzy you think that way over a million people are crazy?

 

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18th December, 2005 at 12:23:11 -

Being Christian doesn't make that much difference on acting like a dumbass or not.

(yeh, I'm Christian too)

 
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18th December, 2005 at 12:28:46 -

This topic is damaging my brain.

 
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@ X_Sheep:YAY

 

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18th December, 2005 at 13:33:31 -

yeah, you are not a dumbass because you are a christian, you are a dumbass for embarassing yourself here.

 
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18th December, 2005 at 16:05:58 -

So what is ur raligon?

 

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18th December, 2005 at 16:18:16 -

Religion. Religion. Religion.

 
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18th December, 2005 at 16:32:23 -

I am a pagan. In the original meaning of the word of course, so no candles and crazy dances.

 
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18th December, 2005 at 16:35:35 -

What does that mean and we dont do crazzy dancis

 

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I can just imagine Hayo running around naked in a forest performing some fertility ritual. Gahahaha

Admins, kill this stupid topic already!

 
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Double posts rawk

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18th December, 2005 at 17:01:24 -

Well then why do we have so much profe that what the bible says is true

 

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18th December, 2005 at 17:21:23 -

@Axel: I tried that, but it didn't help.
@Evil Kitteh: There is proof?

I actually don't really have a religion, and I dislike organized religions. I don't have anything against religious people, but faith should be personal, and how can it be personal in a church with all those folks around you and a preacher telling you what to believe?

 
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18th December, 2005 at 17:29:48 -

@Hayo - Well if you hadn't smoked so much pot, maybe you wouldn't have needed to do that fertility dance.

 
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18th December, 2005 at 17:33:40 -

yes there is proof!

 

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18th December, 2005 at 17:40:48 -

Evil Kitty isn't evil cause he wants to be, he's evil cause his stupidity knows no bounds.

I have proof.

 
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18th December, 2005 at 17:52:00 -

im not evil

 

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ermm..nevermind.
Too easy.

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18th December, 2005 at 18:11:12 -

hey Evil Kitty, did you actually read the bible?

 
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18th December, 2005 at 18:39:52 -

Admins, kill this stupid topic already!

It's not really the most responsible of reasons, but I want to keep this topic open because it's side-splittingly hilarious.

What is the proof, Evil Kitty? It's not enough to just say that it exists.

 
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18th December, 2005 at 20:58:11 -

Hmm... While reading this I felt my IQ go down a few points.... I really did .

meh when in rome "omg i wuv u guys u teh best and ct is so 1337 omg lols"




 
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19th December, 2005 at 03:24:08 -

I'm one of those weird mormons.

I sorta know enough to defend the bible, but then someone like Radix or Trever will come along, counter the few points I made, and make me look stupid when I can't counter. So I'll just stand over here and watch. Besides, us mormons think that the bible was translated so many times that it has corrupted parts that we need to skip over, or something.

 
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"I actually don't really have a religion, and I dislike organized religions. I don't have anything against religious people, but faith should be personal, and how can it be personal in a church with all those folks around you and a preacher telling you what to believe?"

You could always try satanism.
"In satanism you don't have a god - you're your own god"

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19th December, 2005 at 07:18:57 -

Besides, us mormons think that the bible was translated so many times that it has corrupted parts that we need to skip over, or something.
Well, the KJB translation that a lot of western xtianity is based on is really badly done. So in that sense there's a lot of random invalid stuff floating around (unicorns are a famous example).
Still, isn't that an odd position for mormonism? A religion that's based on supposed translations from golden plates that nobody's ever seen, and that have had the details subtly changed at least a dozen times when holes emerge?

 
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I havn't heard that the details were changed at all in the translation, but yes, it is rather strange that we base our religion of of something no one's seen. That's when we're supposed to let faith kick in, and then we have a working religion. That's all I can go off of right now, the teachers don't expect that the kids they teach are going into some debate or anything. They give us enough information so we can comprehend the stories in the books, not nessessarily why they are true. They teach that when you're in highschool though. Give me two years and I'll be there.

 
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Well if Jesus would have come today, and some guy called Luke videotaped the whole thing, noone would still believe it 2000 years later anyway.

 
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19th December, 2005 at 16:59:19 -

Well, see what happens is every time something comes up that contradicts the original mormon texts, they're quietly 'corrected' by the church. Which goes entirely against the whole point of the divine translation scam.

 
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Well, what has been quietly 'corrected'?

 
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This topic is insane. It goes from a hillbilly snowman shooting rampage to an insane redneck conversation, and now (as Peblo predicted) it is a debate about religion!

Okay, no offense to Peblo, but this is my opinion about Mormonism:

Pros
-The families on the whole are happy (except for that one crazy Mormon guy who lived in a trailer. He forced his children, family, and wife to inbreed, and then he killed them all and had a shoot out with police from his Mobil home) <--and yes, that's a true story.

Cons:
Joseph Smith was either a genius, an idiot, or a prophet. If he was a genius, it's because he

A) Screwed a bunch of people into believing that he had talked to an angel who told him that Jesus came to North America where a bunch of evil white people lived, and that he turned their skin red because he was angry at them.
B)Screwed a bunch of people into believing he had two golden plates that to this day no one other then Smith himself has seen
C)That the stones changed several times because God was angry at them, even though the real reason was because he either forgot what he had said or that he had changed them to fit what he wanted at that time.

He was an idiot because he:
A)Believed that he had talked to an angel who told him that Jesus came to North America where a bunch of evil white people lived and that he turned their skin red because he was angry at them.
B) translated two amazing gold plates that were from God himself.

And if he was a prophet, which I highly doubt, then I'm screwed because I don't believe a word of his story.

Again, I'm just giving you my opinion, Peblo. I respect you and your faith, and I hope I didn’t alienate you.

My views on Baptists:

They're Fking nuts. Anybody can found a Baptist church and call themselves ministers. They’re like Evangelists. All that ‘Shout, SHOUT, PRAISE EM’, HOOYUH!’ stuff is creepy. I have a Baptist church down the street from me, and it’s a cult. They’re scary. There are tons of Baptist cults (including several infamous ones).

Scientologists:
Don't even get me started. These people are so incredibly stupid. They believe in Xenu, the evil alien guy who committed alien genocide by sending them to Earth, tossing them into a volcano, and then sending them out to torment people. They're the biggest scam ever. They own loads of front companies (including the NEOPETS company). L Ron Hubbard, the creator of this 'religion' said: They best way to make loads of money is to create your own religion.' That gives it all away. He claims his Sci-fi books are real. He was dirty rotten pedophile too.

Moonies:
They're all nuts who think that some Asian guy is the new Messiah.

Satanisim:
These people are stupid. This is the most lazy religion out there.

Mmmyep.

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Curse you, double post. Arrr, matey!


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"If evil they have named us, then evil we are!"

 
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19th December, 2005 at 19:38:43 -

Peblo: I suggest you take a look at some of these:

http://home.teleport.com/~packham/contra.htm
http://www.exmormon.org/lying.htm

http://www.exmormon.org/prophet.htm
http://www.exmormon.org/apology.htm
http://www.exmormon.org/disease.htm
http://home.teleport.com/~packham/tract.htm
http://home.teleport.com/~packham/bomvslds.htm
http://home.teleport.com/~packham/unasked.htm



 
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19th December, 2005 at 20:04:31 -

I only know some answers and counter examples to those points, but not all them because
a) I've not been taught enough
b) I'm hardly a representative of the church
I can hardy compete with your points, but I'll stick with my opinions until I can get answers to my questions.

 
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19th December, 2005 at 21:46:52 -

There's a strong philosophy (put foward originally by christian philosophers, interestingly) that you need to question your faith in order to truly embrace it. If you ignore criticisms, rather than researching and overcoming them, you aren't a 'real' christian/raelian/brogmoidist/whatever.

I really doubt the mormon church will ever be able to explain this away: http://www.irr.org/mit/Books/BHOH/bhohintr.html

 
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Oh wow...

 
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@Evil Kitty: Dad! Der be a snow man out threah!
Ma: Oh my Jesus! It gonna git ma boy!
Pa: Don' worry, Villie! I gonna git ma shot gun and blow it ter smitherans!

*click* *BOOM!*
Evil Kitty: You go done kill ma snowman, pappa!
Pa: That'll teach yer, you snow-bastard! Try'n kill ma boy? SALTED NUTS!
Evil Kitty: But I made it, pa!
Pa: It'll turn on yeh, boy! Just like ma grandpappy did back in 1825! He go done ate old Muley! Bleerguh!
Ma: That right, my grandpappy did the same!
Pa: He wer both our grandpappy! Youse ma sister, remember!
Ma: But I also yer mother!
Pa: Yeah, but I'm yer great grand pappy!
Evil Kitty: Why'd have ter be ma snowman!
Ma: If you wasn't my brothur, I'd beat yer!
Pa: FIDDLESTICKS! @



Jeez, I am SO making that a flash movie.

 
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@Peblo:
Evil Kitty is older than I am?@


I OLDAH THEN BOTHAYOU!


 
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But you behave as if you were younger than both of them?

 
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@axle: That was harsh

 

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Failure to spell a word with less than five letters correctly. DESTROY KITTY!

 
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Or yours, for that matter.

 
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heY KittehCo it,s snoWing hear now I micht meak me a evel Snoeman to!

 
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"Fewer", not "less".

 
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I love this topic. POOR SNOWMAN 4EVER!!!!!!!

I have the movie rights. I'm also making T-Shirts.

 
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LOLZ sn0wman death, liek wtf teh gr8

It's pointless really.

 
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Join the Poor Snowman Fan Club and recive a free nothing!

WHO WANTS TO JOIN?

 
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Okay, after over 2 minutes of work, I have designed a T-Shirt that was made by a load of under-paid Asian people:

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BUY IT NOW!!!

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Okay, the movie case is done! The critics love the film!

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Soon you'll be able to buy the film. 19.95 plus shipping and handling, or you could get the Delux Edition that has some extra crap on it.

 
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I'd SO buy it.

 
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Ok That was wiered I have the rights You.. You... Uhhhh................ Mean person

 

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I'm going to make that movie... In flash.

 
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Oh God NO!!!

 
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This movie is highly anticipated by the mentally retarded.

Edit: How could I forget to add this song:

Sometimes, the world is black.
And tears run from your eyes.
And maybe we'll all get really sick.
And maybe we'll all die.
So...

Let's build a snowman!
We can make him our best friend.
We can name him Tom or we can name him George!
We can make him tall, or we can make him not so tall.
Snowman!

He'll have a happy face, a happy smile, a happy point of view.
If you build me a snowman, then I'll build one for you.

So, let's build a snowman!
We can make him our best friend.
We can name him Bob or we can name him Beowulf!
We can make him tall, or we can make him not so tall.
Snowman!

Hey!
(Tapdance solo)

He'll have a happy face, a happy smile, a happy point of view.
If you build me a snowman, then I'll build one for you.
Snowman! Snowman! Snowman!



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