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Jon Chambers



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25th January, 2004 at 07:32:40 -

Okay, I havn't got much reason to show up to TDC, my games are all half done, I have no webspace to upload all my cool engines, but I like having something to check up on, and that is why I posted this.

Okay, here is where we talk about girls. Advice for handling girls mainly. This may incorperate theories as to how the female mind works. Stratagies in getting girls, the charming, the sneaky, and the genuine approach. Stratagies in handling girls during a nasty part of the month. If a female is reading this right now, that's great, read the posts and comment on them. Posts from a female is like insider information. We need all the insider information we can get.

This is a fairly broad topic, you can post anything from untested theories, to kissing technique. (Actually I've got an untested theory for a kissing technique, I never got to try it because I thought of it after I got dumped.) Also, cool true stories, (I got plenty of them), things you've seen girls do that don't make sense, arguments that men are or are not better off without girls in thier life. Questions for me, or eachother about thier love life. You name it I'll allow it.

Ashman, please, keep it down to one stupid remark or sexist joke per day. (In other words, one post per day.) Ashman, you are like hotsauce. A little adds flavor, but if you've had a whole bottle, you tend to run around swearing.

 
Copy this to your hard drive. It will be worth alot when I'm famous.

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25th January, 2004 at 07:42:26 -

give that bitch a slap 'til she makes your dinner

 
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25th January, 2004 at 08:24:18 -

i revoke that order jon, ashman may make as many sexist and chauvanistic remarks as he likes.

 
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Lew



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25th January, 2004 at 10:47:29 -

How about you just go out and do it instead of getting people to talk about it? Much easier. It's called a life.

 
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25th January, 2004 at 11:36:51 -


Heres a picture of my GF:

http://www.roombavac.com/homepage.asp

 
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25th January, 2004 at 11:41:48 -

TDC Girls Post pt 4357

let the flaming and stupidity begin.

@Coffee - Hey at least you can shove your girlfriend in the closet, mine gets pissed when I try that.

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25th January, 2004 at 15:43:37 -

Now for an intelligent answer:

Oh, wait, this is a girl post? Damn I left my "101 Flames" book at home aw crap!

 
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25th January, 2004 at 16:30:20 -

i once kissed a girl... it tasted like peanuts

 
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25th January, 2004 at 16:42:51 -

Are you sure you weren't kissing a peanut?

 
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25th January, 2004 at 16:46:08 -

Ahhh... Come to think of it... yes, yes i was kissing peanut

 
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Jon Chambers



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25th January, 2004 at 17:27:10 -

"1) The ones who can get girls/have a life, and don't talk about it. "?

I don't want any of those please. So if you were planning on posting "I have a girlfriend, and I'm not going to tell you anything about her, or the female population in general. I was just posting to let you know how lucky I am." you can just piss off now. Tell us all about it, or go away.

I wonder if we can get Rikus in. I'm sure he'll have some stories if the rumers are true.

Another thing, please don't post soley to flame this post. If you don't like this post WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING READING IT DIPSHIT? It was clearly labeled as a post about girls. If you read it anyway, hoping it would be covering something else, just piss off now.

 
Copy this to your hard drive. It will be worth alot when I'm famous.

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Jon Chambers



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25th January, 2004 at 17:32:59 -

Remember how I said Ashman adds flavor. Well this post is Ashman flavored already, and he hasn't even posted anything. Maybe he'll post something more usefull then the rest of ya.

 
Copy this to your hard drive. It will be worth alot when I'm famous.

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Teapot

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25th January, 2004 at 18:03:09 -

"It was clearly labeled as a post about girls."
Hmmm... clearly you don't know the forum rules. I relate to Section G which states:

"Any post with the words girl, girls, female, bird in the title are subject to the flaming law in section F"

Section F:
"This post must be flamed till it is burnt crispy at which time an admin, probably wet matress, will lock it."

 
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25th January, 2004 at 19:09:06 -

noo another girl thread.. circy please close it cuz you hate girls

 
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25th January, 2004 at 23:51:27 -

I could tell you stuff but I mean I should be getting drunk at the moment.

Oh right...there's one thing you shouldn't do. Choose beer over a girl. Even though being an alcoholic still costs less than having a high maintenance girlfriend, you gotta wonder if it's worth it some days.

 
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