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Jon Chambers
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25/08/2002
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1071
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25th January, 2004 at 23:59:21 -
THIS IS NOT JON TALKING!!!!!!
Hi. I'm Jay Hill, I'm a Female (platonic) Friend of Jon's.
While the clueless male has no idea how to "Handle" a girl.
(Handle? GEEZ!) and therefore writes in to chat forums for advice, Us Ladies already have you figured out. In fact the average guide to the male of the species can be bought at angus & robertson in pocket size.
Suffer!
HAHAHA HEHEHE You've been tagged by the dancing green pig.
Copy this to your hard drive. It will be worth alot when I'm famous.
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Jon Chambers
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26th January, 2004 at 00:00:30 -
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See that signature my friend wrote? This is EXACTLY why us guys need to work together on figuring girls out.
Copy this to your hard drive. It will be worth alot when I'm famous.
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Tomatoman (SUMGOO)
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16/09/2002
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191
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26th January, 2004 at 02:32:53 -
sam_the_ninja_is_my_girl_friend
hahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahaha
OMG we are all Ashmaned!
And how can we rightly answer that question?
Whichever of the two are best able to guard the laws and institutions of our State --let them be our guardians.
Very good.
Neither, I said, can there be any question that the guardian who is to keep anything should have eyes rather than no eyes?
There can be no question of that.
And are not those who are verily and indeed wanting in the knowledge of the true being of each thing, and who have in their souls no clear pattern, and are unable as with a painter's eye to look at the absolute truth and to that original to repair, and having perfect vision of the other world to order the laws about beauty, goodness, justice in this, if not already ordered, and to guard and preserve the order of them --are not such persons, I ask, simply blind?
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Ashman
Possibly Insane 
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26th January, 2004 at 02:38:15 -
LOL, aside from screwing up the page Sam's post is the funniest thing I think I've ever read! Kudos.
Btw, I only make sexist remarks to get the admins knickers in a twist.
Actual Point : Jon, any respect I may still retain for you has been been obliterated with the posting of this re: thread... IT HAS BEEN DONE TO DEATH!
I couldn't give a flying fizz what you and your respective other do!
PS : JonWog, I am actually
4) I can get girls, I just choose not to... *cough cough* liar *cough*
"Another thing, please don't post soley to flame this post. If you don't like this post WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING READING IT DIPSHIT? It was clearly labeled as a post about girls.
Now my Jon Chambers respect is in the negatives! I am reading it to gather material for a much deserved "flaming" for lack of a less dipshit-esque expression. How many of these friggen posts do we need??? NEWS FLASH, you dick, THE FIRST ONE SUCKED AND IT'S GONE NO-WHERE BUT DOWNHILL FROM THERE!
I have no idea, whether you're really a charmer of the ladies, or a sleazy pimp, I have no idea. I do know that these "girls girls girls" are one of the many reasons DC is about 3 days from being a smoking hole in the ground, rather than myself and others questioning the admins which is actually keeping this site together more than you lousy schmucks realise.
This post makes me pissed off I was fired as an admin, cos now I can't take extreme delight in locking it's miserable ass into next Wednesday!
Ooops, I better calm down. If The Daily Click makes me too angry I may not be able to run 100 yards without hyperventilating!
Show me the power child,
I'd like to say,
That I'm down on my knees today,
Gives me the butterflies,
Gives me away,
'Til I'm up on my feet again,
I'm feeling outshined.
"Outshined" - SoundGarden
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Assault Andy
Administrator
I make other people create vaporware
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26th January, 2004 at 02:41:28 -
Hahahahahah @ Sam. I vote this lamest post of January.
Creator of Faerie Solitaire:
http://www.create-games.com/download.asp?id=7792
Also creator of ZDay20 and Dungeon Dash.
http://www.Jigxor.com
http://twitter.com/JigxorAndy
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Ashman
Possibly Insane
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12/06/2002
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26th January, 2004 at 02:45:38 -
PS : I have as much right to post here however many times I wish, Chambers. At least I realise that my posts are total shit, you seem rather oblivious.
Show me the power child,
I'd like to say,
That I'm down on my knees today,
Gives me the butterflies,
Gives me away,
'Til I'm up on my feet again,
I'm feeling outshined.
"Outshined" - SoundGarden
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Assault Andy
Administrator
I make other people create vaporware
Registered
29/07/2002
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26th January, 2004 at 02:48:43 -
And I qoute Chambers: "See that signature my friend wrote? This is EXACTLY why us guys need to work together on figuring girls out"
Speak for yourself, "us guys" does not include anyone else but yourself.
Creator of Faerie Solitaire:
http://www.create-games.com/download.asp?id=7792
Also creator of ZDay20 and Dungeon Dash.
http://www.Jigxor.com
http://twitter.com/JigxorAndy
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Jon Chambers
Registered
25/08/2002
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1071
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26th January, 2004 at 03:33:48 -
Thankyou for your useful contribution Ashman. Okay, maybe it wasn't that useful, but you didn't exactly have any competition. Anyway, I expected a well flavored response, and you certainly delivered. Me and Jay Hill, have been sitting here laughing with your post, or at your post. I'll let you make up your own mind.
BTW, Jay Hill is taking my girlfriend's (or ex-girlfriend, I can never really tell) place as female voice actor. You can expect it to be released as soon as I find some worthy webspace.
Copy this to your hard drive. It will be worth alot when I'm famous.
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Ashman
Possibly Insane
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12/06/2002
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26th January, 2004 at 03:45:08 -
Ohhh, my knees are quaking with devastation because you and your little bimbo are laughing at me! Oh god, someone prescribe something for the pain...
Perhaps you should actually like, pay attention to the post instead of putting into your "Another Ashman Joke" pile... the only joke here is the delusion that you have even an ounce of credibility! This has been done, everyone, including you, has complained that newbies (and yourself) keep making new posts of old topics... Wtf is this then?!?!
So chuckle away, you sod! You can officially shove my "not useful contribution" up your ass... it would be a welcome change from what you usually put up there.
Show me the power child,
I'd like to say,
That I'm down on my knees today,
Gives me the butterflies,
Gives me away,
'Til I'm up on my feet again,
I'm feeling outshined.
"Outshined" - SoundGarden
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Krupek86
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05/11/2003
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42
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26th January, 2004 at 03:51:59 -
Well... know Jon that talking about girls can make people who don't have them (but would like to) a little angry (especially for that above 15). But it's for global information, not to say about someone's behaviour after reading this topic.
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Pete Nattress
Cheesy Bits img src/uploads/sccheesegif
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23/09/2002
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4811
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26th January, 2004 at 08:17:24 -
lol. i wouldn't have deleted that.
jon, i hope you can take the hint that we don't care about girls. we either have girlfriends that we don't feel the need to brag about on some internet forum or we just DON'T CARE. you're taking the whole issue of "life" way too seriously and i find myself for once in total agreement with ashman. this post is ridiculously stupid.
"I don't want any of those please. So if you were planning on posting "I have a girlfriend, and I'm not going to tell you anything about her, or the female population in general. I was just posting to let you know how lucky I am." you can just piss off now. Tell us all about it, or go away."
i can't believe such arrogance! either your head is inflated to the size of the Hindenburg or you need to get a grip on reality. i don't think words can describe how presumptious and cocky that post sounds.
another thing, if there is indeed a girl in your room (which i somehow doubt) then why not ask her these ridiculous questions instead of us? in fact, get some friends, talk to them about girls (OMG! i said the G word!).
now. enough. if you want to talk about girls then do it elsewhere. people here are either mature enough to keep it away from here or too immature to handle such clearly dangerous conversations.
www.thenatflap.co.uk
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Ashman
Possibly Insane
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26th January, 2004 at 17:49:02 -
Amen to that brother!
Show me the power child,
I'd like to say,
That I'm down on my knees today,
Gives me the butterflies,
Gives me away,
'Til I'm up on my feet again,
I'm feeling outshined.
"Outshined" - SoundGarden
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Grazzum - Scorpion E
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25/10/2003
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918
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26th January, 2004 at 18:00:26 -
Lol Dangerous. Well Put!
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Jon Chambers
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25/08/2002
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1071
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27th January, 2004 at 02:33:35 -
Okay, you guys have got to learn that when you don't like a post, don't read it. If you read it not knowing that it's going to be crap, reply once, and don't look back.
Okay, there are two theories behind why no one has learnt this, and I think it's a little of each. Firstly this is a very small comunity, so dedicated members make a habit of reading every single post. The second factor, is that people on daily click, have mastered the art of creating games on clickteam products. Now, if you look at the extensive selection of games from any one of these people, it is quite clear, that they have plenty of spare time to burn.
It is clear that advice and stories about girls is obsolete, however, I will keep this post open for research purposes.
Copy this to your hard drive. It will be worth alot when I'm famous.
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Jon Chambers
Registered
25/08/2002
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1071
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27th January, 2004 at 04:26:30 -
Holy shit, you're serious! Is this really depressing to guys without girlfriends? I thought all these comments about upsetting people was just to insult the flamers. Guys, let me tell you, you're not missing out on all that much. Girls have mood swings. Even girls that seem like the nicest most self less girl in the whole world can have nasty mood swings. Have you ever had a conversation where there is this big silence, and it lasts like, a whole minute, and anything you say to break the silence is attacked. No matter what you say, it's, "Why do you have to ask me questions like that? I don't know!" or "Don't put me on the spot like that! I can't just THINK of something we can talk about!" or "It isn't AWQWARD silence, it's comfortable silence." and then comes the, "No there's nothing wrong! It's only you saying that that made me angry, I was perfectly fine before you said that. Do you know how annoying that is when you say that?"
If I really wanted to rub it in your face, I wouldn't be asking for advice in the first place. You know that saying about loved'n'lost vs. never loved at all. It doesn't apply to when she dumps you.
The cool story I wanted to tell you about, it was about looking like I got lucky, when I didn't get lucky at all.
Another thing, OF COARSE THIS POST IS SEXEST!!! That is the entire point. If it wasn't sexest, it'd be, "lets talk about people". Guys, I am aware that girls need to be respected, but I'm also aware that girls are an entirely different animal. They arn't just men in female bodies, with urges for men. They think different, they act different, they are different. So, why can't we talk about the differences?
Copy this to your hard drive. It will be worth alot when I'm famous.
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