Maybe I did when I first submitted this, though I just think it's cool to share stories about chicks. You usually get a laugh, or learn something, or God knows. BTW, when I said stories, I didn't mean sex postions, I'm thinking more arguments. What's the dumbest thing a girls ever got upset at you for? for example.
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I'd love to tell some of my old true stories, but I'm too lazy to write them onto a post that might just get deleted someday. Maybe I'll sneak one onto my next article on online communication.
Strangely enough, I met most of the long-term girlfriends (i.e. > 1 week) over the internet or through indirect letters in school drawers. It's probably coz they're more interested in getting a bf for his personality instead of on looks alone.
Chamzel:
LOL. Don't take it all too seriously. You're talking about it as if Jon's asking on where he could get warez or something.
I really don't see anything wrong about giving advice or stories on uh... whatever this topic was about. It's all just for fun. Helps keep the community from turning gay.
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Oh, I have plenty of stories. I'm not going to say like sex positions or anything like that. No way! My stories, though, would make you go "Ha ha!" and they'll also make you go "HUH?? Is she on crack or something?"
OK let me say something, because this used to be about how annoying this topic was... now it's personal. Believe me, you don't want me to take this personally... oh wait... too late.
Jon Chambers, might I ask why any post that doesn't kiss your ass is "un-useful", and people who think that this post shouldn't be here should just shut their mouths. Gee sorry for having an opinion, your majesty! You'd be great on a debate team... sarcasm... which is sad cos geeks like to be on debate teams.
Chambers : So in short, I'm cool.
Random Debater : But, all these statistics reports and witness statements say otherwise!
Chambers : GET OUT!!! You're not being useful.
Debater : But I'm on the other team.
Chambers : OUT!!!
Dipshit : I think Chambers is cool.
*Dipshit and Chambers start having monkey sex*
I admit, probably not the most constructive thing I could of said, but let's just say I've wasted enough actual thought on someone that quite frankly needs to be beaten over the head Warner Bros. style.
PS : What the hell is with all that "Forget about the Ozone Layer and fix your hair you hobo!"?!?!?
So basically, the greater matters of the world don't matter as long as you get to roger some girl before the world burns to a crisp... you really, really, really SUCK!
Show me the power child,
I'd like to say,
That I'm down on my knees today,
Gives me the butterflies,
Gives me away,
'Til I'm up on my feet again,
I'm feeling outshined.
"Outshined" - SoundGarden
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Well it may not of been the most constructive thing that you could of said, but at least it's new material. O and btw, continuing from what Ashman said: You really, really suck and I hate debate teams.
Damn you, Ashman. I was on a debate team. Stop comparing me to er... never mind.
I think everyone's being a bit harsh on Jon Chambers. After all he's been through in the past few years, I'm suprised he's still here. His willingness to continue to come up with posts like this and continue to defend it in front of an angry mob makes me admire him for his bravery and stubbornness.
The debate metaphor thing was hilarious, though.
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What's he been through? Did his voice break when he was with a girl or something?
Show me the power child,
I'd like to say,
That I'm down on my knees today,
Gives me the butterflies,
Gives me away,
'Til I'm up on my feet again,
I'm feeling outshined.
Hey, Ashman, this isn't a debate. This is a discussion. Now here is my example:
Chairman: Hello, we have started this discussion about girls. Does anyone have any questions or comments.
Ashman: Yeah! This meeting sucks!
Chairman: An interesting point of view, would you care to explain why before you leave?
Ashman: Yeah! Because you're gay, and no one is going to make any comments, because this whole meeting is pathetic, and people are just sitting here because they have nothing better to do!
Chairman: Thankyou for that insight, now does anyone else have anything to add?
Ashman: Yeah! You always hold shit meetings!
Chairman: Ashman, you don't have to be in this meeting. In fact, if I remember correctly, I don't even remember inviting you.
Ashman: You can't tell me what to do! Who are you to kick me out of this meeting?! This is a community building, and I have every right to enter it as much as you do.
Chairman: I thought you said this meeting was shit.
Ashman: Yeah it is shit, and you're shit.
Chairman: Then why havn't you left yet?
Ashman: Because if I left, you wouldn't know how shit this meeting was.
Large Mob of Dickheads: Yeah, I agree... Shouldn't you take this as a hint, stop holding meetings... Yeah this meeting is a waste of space, I don't want to hear it.
Chairman: There is plenty of space down there. Now you're interupting everyone, there are people with valid input here.
Ashman: Valid input? Valid input? Are you saying that just because I don't have any valid input, I'm SUDDENLY not allowed to attend this meeting? Hows that? What can't you stand anyone that doesn't agree with you. You can only let the people who agree with you speek?
Chairman: FOR FUCKS SAKE ASHMAN, WE ARE NOT ARGUING ABOUT IF I SHOULD HOLD A MEETING ABOUT GIRLS OR NOT!!! I AM NOT GOING TO TELL YOU THAT THIS IS A GOOD MEETING, IF YOU DON'T THINK SO, YOU MAY BE RIGHT. THOUGH THAT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH ANYTHING!!!!!!
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Not as funny as Ashman's side of the story, but it's about as accurate. It's more that you two don't really know who your enemies are .
* Muz bets 5 DC points that this thread will be locked by February.
p/s - All my DC points were legally given to me by either ShadowCaster or the DC itself. I didn't give any to myself. Honest!
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Okay, is there gonna be a cool story behind this booby touching? Can't be better than my "Cramped leg" story. The "Cramped Leg" story is possibly the coolest thing that's ever happened to me. Cool cause it was really funny, not because I got lucky.
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If the meeting had been held by 20 different people, on exactly the same topic, over and over and over and over, by people that complain that meetings are repeated too often then yeah I think I'd say it was shit.
PS : A little psychological point, my example used equals whereas yours had you exhibiting yourself higher than myself. You obviously consider yourself better than everyone, thus I direct you to any one of Sam's posts.
Show me the power child,
I'd like to say,
That I'm down on my knees today,
Gives me the butterflies,
Gives me away,
'Til I'm up on my feet again,
I'm feeling outshined.
Er... there... Sam's your enemy. Go on. KILL HIM!!!
* Muz bets another 5 DC points on Ashman and/or Mr. Chambers kicking Mr. _Ninja's butt
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Okay, you win, this post is shit. No go away, and leave me and my shit post alone to anyone who is under the dilusion that it isn't shit. Is that what you want?
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