Okay, I havn't got much reason to show up to TDC, my games are all half done, I have no webspace to upload all my cool engines, but I like having something to check up on, and that is why I posted this.
Okay, here is where we talk about girls. Advice for handling girls mainly. This may incorperate theories as to how the female mind works. Stratagies in getting girls, the charming, the sneaky, and the genuine approach. Stratagies in handling girls during a nasty part of the month. If a female is reading this right now, that's great, read the posts and comment on them. Posts from a female is like insider information. We need all the insider information we can get.
This is a fairly broad topic, you can post anything from untested theories, to kissing technique. (Actually I've got an untested theory for a kissing technique, I never got to try it because I thought of it after I got dumped.) Also, cool true stories, (I got plenty of them), things you've seen girls do that don't make sense, arguments that men are or are not better off without girls in thier life. Questions for me, or eachother about thier love life. You name it I'll allow it.
Ashman, please, keep it down to one stupid remark or sexist joke per day. (In other words, one post per day.) Ashman, you are like hotsauce. A little adds flavor, but if you've had a whole bottle, you tend to run around swearing.
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"Say you're hanging from a huge cliff at the top of mt. everest and a guy comes along and says he'll save you, and proceeds to throw religious pamphlets at you while simultaniously giving a sermon." - Dustin G
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Registered 23/09/2002
Points 4811
25th January, 2004 at 08:24:18 -
i revoke that order jon, ashman may make as many sexist and chauvanistic remarks as he likes.
"1) The ones who can get girls/have a life, and don't talk about it. "?
I don't want any of those please. So if you were planning on posting "I have a girlfriend, and I'm not going to tell you anything about her, or the female population in general. I was just posting to let you know how lucky I am." you can just piss off now. Tell us all about it, or go away.
I wonder if we can get Rikus in. I'm sure he'll have some stories if the rumers are true.
Another thing, please don't post soley to flame this post. If you don't like this post WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING READING IT DIPSHIT? It was clearly labeled as a post about girls. If you read it anyway, hoping it would be covering something else, just piss off now.
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Remember how I said Ashman adds flavor. Well this post is Ashman flavored already, and he hasn't even posted anything. Maybe he'll post something more usefull then the rest of ya.
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I could tell you stuff but I mean I should be getting drunk at the moment.
Oh right...there's one thing you shouldn't do. Choose beer over a girl. Even though being an alcoholic still costs less than having a high maintenance girlfriend, you gotta wonder if it's worth it some days.
MUGGUS
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www.muggus69.tk STOUT ANGER!!!
Hi. I'm Jay Hill, I'm a Female (platonic) Friend of Jon's.
While the clueless male has no idea how to "Handle" a girl.
(Handle? GEEZ!) and therefore writes in to chat forums for advice, Us Ladies already have you figured out. In fact the average guide to the male of the species can be bought at angus & robertson in pocket size.
Suffer!
HAHAHA HEHEHE You've been tagged by the dancing green pig.
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And how can we rightly answer that question?
Whichever of the two are best able to guard the laws and institutions of our State --let them be our guardians.
Very good.
Neither, I said, can there be any question that the guardian who is to keep anything should have eyes rather than no eyes?
There can be no question of that.
And are not those who are verily and indeed wanting in the knowledge of the true being of each thing, and who have in their souls no clear pattern, and are unable as with a painter's eye to look at the absolute truth and to that original to repair, and having perfect vision of the other world to order the laws about beauty, goodness, justice in this, if not already ordered, and to guard and preserve the order of them --are not such persons, I ask, simply blind?
LOL, aside from screwing up the page Sam's post is the funniest thing I think I've ever read! Kudos.
Btw, I only make sexist remarks to get the admins knickers in a twist.
Actual Point : Jon, any respect I may still retain for you has been been obliterated with the posting of this re: thread... IT HAS BEEN DONE TO DEATH!
I couldn't give a flying fizz what you and your respective other do!
PS : JonWog, I am actually
4) I can get girls, I just choose not to... *cough cough* liar *cough*
"Another thing, please don't post soley to flame this post. If you don't like this post WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING READING IT DIPSHIT? It was clearly labeled as a post about girls.
Now my Jon Chambers respect is in the negatives! I am reading it to gather material for a much deserved "flaming" for lack of a less dipshit-esque expression. How many of these friggen posts do we need??? NEWS FLASH, you dick, THE FIRST ONE SUCKED AND IT'S GONE NO-WHERE BUT DOWNHILL FROM THERE!
I have no idea, whether you're really a charmer of the ladies, or a sleazy pimp, I have no idea. I do know that these "girls girls girls" are one of the many reasons DC is about 3 days from being a smoking hole in the ground, rather than myself and others questioning the admins which is actually keeping this site together more than you lousy schmucks realise.
This post makes me pissed off I was fired as an admin, cos now I can't take extreme delight in locking it's miserable ass into next Wednesday!
Ooops, I better calm down. If The Daily Click makes me too angry I may not be able to run 100 yards without hyperventilating!
Show me the power child,
I'd like to say,
That I'm down on my knees today,
Gives me the butterflies,
Gives me away,
'Til I'm up on my feet again,
I'm feeling outshined.
"Outshined" - SoundGarden
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I make other people create vaporware
Registered 29/07/2002
Points 5686
26th January, 2004 at 02:41:28 -
Hahahahahah @ Sam. I vote this lamest post of January.
PS : I have as much right to post here however many times I wish, Chambers. At least I realise that my posts are total shit, you seem rather oblivious.
Show me the power child,
I'd like to say,
That I'm down on my knees today,
Gives me the butterflies,
Gives me away,
'Til I'm up on my feet again,
I'm feeling outshined.
"Outshined" - SoundGarden
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I make other people create vaporware
Registered 29/07/2002
Points 5686
26th January, 2004 at 02:48:43 -
And I qoute Chambers: "See that signature my friend wrote? This is EXACTLY why us guys need to work together on figuring girls out"
Speak for yourself, "us guys" does not include anyone else but yourself.
Thankyou for your useful contribution Ashman. Okay, maybe it wasn't that useful, but you didn't exactly have any competition. Anyway, I expected a well flavored response, and you certainly delivered. Me and Jay Hill, have been sitting here laughing with your post, or at your post. I'll let you make up your own mind.
BTW, Jay Hill is taking my girlfriend's (or ex-girlfriend, I can never really tell) place as female voice actor. You can expect it to be released as soon as I find some worthy webspace.
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Ohhh, my knees are quaking with devastation because you and your little bimbo are laughing at me! Oh god, someone prescribe something for the pain...
Perhaps you should actually like, pay attention to the post instead of putting into your "Another Ashman Joke" pile... the only joke here is the delusion that you have even an ounce of credibility! This has been done, everyone, including you, has complained that newbies (and yourself) keep making new posts of old topics... Wtf is this then?!?!
So chuckle away, you sod! You can officially shove my "not useful contribution" up your ass... it would be a welcome change from what you usually put up there.
Show me the power child,
I'd like to say,
That I'm down on my knees today,
Gives me the butterflies,
Gives me away,
'Til I'm up on my feet again,
I'm feeling outshined.
Well... know Jon that talking about girls can make people who don't have them (but would like to) a little angry (especially for that above 15). But it's for global information, not to say about someone's behaviour after reading this topic.
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Registered 23/09/2002
Points 4811
26th January, 2004 at 08:17:24 -
lol. i wouldn't have deleted that.
jon, i hope you can take the hint that we don't care about girls. we either have girlfriends that we don't feel the need to brag about on some internet forum or we just DON'T CARE. you're taking the whole issue of "life" way too seriously and i find myself for once in total agreement with ashman. this post is ridiculously stupid.
"I don't want any of those please. So if you were planning on posting "I have a girlfriend, and I'm not going to tell you anything about her, or the female population in general. I was just posting to let you know how lucky I am." you can just piss off now. Tell us all about it, or go away."
i can't believe such arrogance! either your head is inflated to the size of the Hindenburg or you need to get a grip on reality. i don't think words can describe how presumptious and cocky that post sounds.
another thing, if there is indeed a girl in your room (which i somehow doubt) then why not ask her these ridiculous questions instead of us? in fact, get some friends, talk to them about girls (OMG! i said the G word!).
now. enough. if you want to talk about girls then do it elsewhere. people here are either mature enough to keep it away from here or too immature to handle such clearly dangerous conversations.
Show me the power child,
I'd like to say,
That I'm down on my knees today,
Gives me the butterflies,
Gives me away,
'Til I'm up on my feet again,
I'm feeling outshined.
Okay, you guys have got to learn that when you don't like a post, don't read it. If you read it not knowing that it's going to be crap, reply once, and don't look back.
Okay, there are two theories behind why no one has learnt this, and I think it's a little of each. Firstly this is a very small comunity, so dedicated members make a habit of reading every single post. The second factor, is that people on daily click, have mastered the art of creating games on clickteam products. Now, if you look at the extensive selection of games from any one of these people, it is quite clear, that they have plenty of spare time to burn.
It is clear that advice and stories about girls is obsolete, however, I will keep this post open for research purposes.
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Holy shit, you're serious! Is this really depressing to guys without girlfriends? I thought all these comments about upsetting people was just to insult the flamers. Guys, let me tell you, you're not missing out on all that much. Girls have mood swings. Even girls that seem like the nicest most self less girl in the whole world can have nasty mood swings. Have you ever had a conversation where there is this big silence, and it lasts like, a whole minute, and anything you say to break the silence is attacked. No matter what you say, it's, "Why do you have to ask me questions like that? I don't know!" or "Don't put me on the spot like that! I can't just THINK of something we can talk about!" or "It isn't AWQWARD silence, it's comfortable silence." and then comes the, "No there's nothing wrong! It's only you saying that that made me angry, I was perfectly fine before you said that. Do you know how annoying that is when you say that?"
If I really wanted to rub it in your face, I wouldn't be asking for advice in the first place. You know that saying about loved'n'lost vs. never loved at all. It doesn't apply to when she dumps you.
The cool story I wanted to tell you about, it was about looking like I got lucky, when I didn't get lucky at all.
Another thing, OF COARSE THIS POST IS SEXEST!!! That is the entire point. If it wasn't sexest, it'd be, "lets talk about people". Guys, I am aware that girls need to be respected, but I'm also aware that girls are an entirely different animal. They arn't just men in female bodies, with urges for men. They think different, they act different, they are different. So, why can't we talk about the differences?
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Yes, then lets talk about the differences between Westerners and Asians... WOAH ASIANS EYES ARE THINNER!!! HAHAHAHAHA LETS DISCUSS THIS LIKE FRIGGEN WEIRDOS... you dick!
Guys, let me tell you, you're not missing out on all that much. Girls have mood swings.
Ohh gee, really? I read that in an information pamphlet at the Different Animal Zoo once, but I thought it was just a wild rumour... idiot...
It isn't AWQWARD silence
*Everyone shifts Awkwardly at Jons utter stupidity*
They arn't just men in female bodies, with urges for men. They think different, they act different, they are different.
Gee, somebody might call this... umm... what's that again... oh right a Personality... everyone has them other than Chambers of course. Note the correct spelling of 'course'.
So, Chambers, I will give you one last chance to give up while you're entirely un ahead.
Show me the power child,
I'd like to say,
That I'm down on my knees today,
Gives me the butterflies,
Gives me away,
'Til I'm up on my feet again,
I'm feeling outshined.
"Outshined" - SoundGarden
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Registered 23/09/2002
Points 4811
27th January, 2004 at 10:44:03 -
chambers, your posts are possibly the stupidest things i've ever read. in fact, you seem to be a very sad and lonely person with an extremely small grip on reality. can't you read? no one gives a shit about what you're saying. in a post with 36 replies not one person has sensibly answered and of your stupid sexist questions. please take the hint (why am i calling it a hint? it's so damned obvious) and shut up.
i'm frankly glad that no one has posted a serious response. the world needs less idiots like you.
"Say you're hanging from a huge cliff at the top of mt. everest and a guy comes along and says he'll save you, and proceeds to throw religious pamphlets at you while simultaniously giving a sermon." - Dustin G
I'm so glad that I've gone out and done everything already, besides get married and have kids. I'd hang myself if I were to marry and have kids with the girl who is currently chasing me. The product of my pure genious and her sheer stupidity would result in a null value, or in other words a bunch of vegetables... -_-
Or would it create normal people who are neither extremely smart or extremely stupid?
But asking about girl advice in a place like the click community is certainly something I wouldn't consider doing. For one thing I'm fully aware of the age range of the community. I've asked for girl advice before in the past on another message board relating to my Everquest server community, but that crowd has people whose ages range anywhere from 15 to 50, which presents me with a much more mature and knowledgable information base for when I need to ask such questions.
But...
To all of you lonely, depressed kids out there who haven't gotten a girl before (I must admit, I got a giggle when I read that line posted by someone else), or just aren't dating... just ask them, or talk with them rather than guilting yourself and bashing others for it. You're not going to die a horrible death for trying, and you'll feel like such a better person once you do (and still have the ability to be an ugly rude butt when it's all over). Either that or wait until you've graduated, lose all of your chances with a highschool sweet heart, and you can go try posting an ad on a Personals Site... (*shudders*)
Show me the power child,
I'd like to say,
That I'm down on my knees today,
Gives me the butterflies,
Gives me away,
'Til I'm up on my feet again,
I'm feeling outshined.
Holy shit! A useful reply! I must remember to PM him tomorrow. Now in an ideal community, no one would reply to this post except him. Pete Nattress, this one useful response is proof that this isn't a stupid post. SO STOP POSTING HERE!!!
Read these words slowly and carefully people please, YOU DON'T HAVE TO READ POSTS YOU CONSIDER CRAP. YOU DON'T HAVE TO REPLY TO POSTS YOU CONSIDER CRAP. YOU DON'T HAVE TO REPLY FOR A SECOND TIME TO POSTS YOU CONSIDER CRAP.
Guys, the subject headings are designed to allow you to decide which posts to read, and which posts not to. If you were supposed to read every single post, these posts would have numbers instead of subjects.
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Eh, maybe. I kinda know these people a little better. Besides, I just needed an excuse to keep visiting every day. My new game will be released next week, so I'll probably delete this thread, I'll be checking my reviews.
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A small gripe I've had going across several message boards is... There's often big outbreaks of board trolls who go around seeking to ruin other people's discussions just to bring a slight level of pleasure to themselves. Of course, after this happens, the admins and moderators get together and think "We need to start pulling out new rules to fix our problem, because these guys are really making us look unfriendly. So and so used to be such a great guy, but he's becoming too much of a smart ass for our board. We need to think of something so we don't blow up over half of our community here!"
Now here's my gripe. The admins go around preaching "We're thinking of setting up these new rules to help make this place more of a friendly community again!", but those same admins will go around and support the trolls anyway with irresponsible rolling of the eyes and joining the trolls in bashing innocent people who post whatever. I think the admins here should read what I have to say and think of what they are doing in posts such as this and posts like that "Name and Username" post thread. I know that a lot of you admins are probably really young, minors, and are still living under your parents, but if you're going to take on such roles you need to step up a level of maturity and handle some things, regardless of if the board trolls were your best buddies in the past or not.
I like Clickteam, because they actually do set up rules as they see needed and go with them. Think about it.
Muz's theory on DC girl-related forum posts:
1. Some of the klikers here can't ever get a girl. Therefore, they become gay and hate girls.
2. If they don't hate girls, they just pretend they don't exist by trying to kill off anything reminding them of the existence of girls.
3. Failing that, they just flame people who start these posts just to give people the illusion that they have a girlfriend.
Personally, I've had more girlfriends than I could keep track. I blame it mostly on genetic looks, phermones and never taking a bath. Basically, girls want a boyfriend as much as guys want to get laid. Partly for personal reasons, mostly to show off. All you have to do is ask.
And Jon, get used to it. I'm suprised you'd still bother to tell people not to reply to these kinds of posts after all we've been through. I'd love to tell some of the stories of my old relationships, but I fear that some of the people in my past relationships may still visit this site and may sue me or somethin.
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Alright, listen, everybody. I suffer from a rare and undiagnosed mental disorder called extreme sexiness. It sometimes forces me to tell people when they are being dumb and gay. But that is for their own good!
When someone has a piece of corn stuck in their teeth, for example, you don't point and laugh because you want to make yourself feel superior, and you don't do it to make that person the laughing stock of the community. You point and laugh so that that idiot never forgets to check the mirror after they eat corn again.
Now, this happens everywhere in life, or it should. That is how people learn to stop being socially retarded toddlers and grow up to be manly men with manly bulges and muscles everywhere. You want to get the ladies? First off, unplug your wiener from the USB port and stop making gay posts on some kids' BBS for making video games about how desperate you are. After you've weened yourself off of that sexually crippling dysfunction, try talking to some actual girls about non-gay things, like how rich you are and how much money you have.
Could I be nicer? Certainly. But scientists have proven that no learning can take place without humiliation, and if I can't turn the biggest nerd in class into a swinging stud by the end of the school year, I will never get my angel's wings. If everyone here would just look in the mirror once a day and then kick his own ass for being a buck-toothed imbecile, then it would save me a lot of time and you a lot of heartache. I will start.
Note: before you respond with more crybaby sissy-whining about how everyone should be nice to each other and pet each other like fuzzy kitties and live in a giant mushroom under an everlasting rainbow, don't. That is, once again, dumb and gay. That is *exactly* the kind of behavior we're trying to curb here. So turn around, go to your room, and just think about what you've done. When you're ready to stop being a rock-headed numbskull, come back out and say something non-gay. Take your time. No one is expecting an overnight miracle here.
It's kinda strange how it's the nerds and the bimbos who watch too many teen movies think that us geeks don't have a life. I mean, look at Muggus and Neo... they seem to have done off well enough. No flaming intended.
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A little something I picked up from a geek I dated 2 years ago who resented being called a nerd...
Nerd = social retard
Geek = technically adept person
Technically, a geek can be a nerd, but not necessarily.
Technically adept social retard = nerd
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Ha, that's a very funny argument. One of those well flawed arguments that sounds like it makes sense. Like that babel fish theory by Douglas Adams.
The babel fish couldn't possably have evolved with the ability to translate every single language into the universal language, so it must've been an act of God.
God says, "I can not live on proof alone. For proof lacks faith, and without faith, I am nothing."
Man says, "The babel fish is sure proof that you exist, so by your own logic, you do not."
"Oh no," says God, "I hadn't thought of that." and he disappears in a puff of logic.
The flaw to your argument Defenestrator, is that you must realize what it is that you are teaching people by embarrassing them. It is true that people learn the most when they're embarrassed, but the question it, what do they learn? There are a series of things such people learn, which you may not have intended to teach them, such as:
*Stay as far away as possible from defenestrator at all times.
*No matter how hard you try to be a useful contribution to the world, some dipshit will still find something small to pick on. So forget about stopping the hole in the ozone layer, and check your teeth, hair, skin, and breath. Then proceed to check that your clothing matches the clothing everyone else is wearing, and make sure that it is to the same extent of hygene as the rest of the croud. No cleaner no messier. Proceed to run each word you say through your head several times to make sure there is no double meanings, or points of weakness. Any other projects you intended to carry out can wait until this procedure is complete.
*No matter how hard you try to be flawless, you are still flawed. Give up, kill yourself. A flawed person is no good to anyone.
I guess I'm a greedy selfish person. You see, in such a situation, I'd say, "Dude, there's something between your teeth. You might like to get it out before someone else notices." Mainly because I value thier respect and friendship, and know that a little favor given freely, can sometimes be returned double.
Which means, that if we ever got into a fight, there'd be like one flawless guy on your side, desparate to be loved. (Though he'd never say that, because when you're a flawless male, "desparate" and "loved" are words you can only use when refering to food.) On my side, there'd be like five or six guys, who need another reminder to get the corn out from thier teeth.
It's not how much corn is between your teeth that makes you happy, it's how much respect others give you. If respect was given unconditionally, sure people may have to be told when they've got corn between thier teeth, but it wouldn't matter. That's what life is like with my friends, and we're happy. Happiness is all that matters isn't it? Even deluded happiness. You know the saying, "It's better to have had happiness and lost happiness, than to be within earshot of Defenestrator."
BTW, if you want to learn via humiliation, I'll do my best. I'm not very good at it, but I'll see what I can do:
I noticed you referred to your extreme sexiness as a mental disorder. Is that because that ugly mug of an aviator is you, and you find it sexy?
Is that what you meant? I'm having trouble understanding, because sexyness is referred to in looks, and mental disorder is referred to as something in the mind. So either your sexy looks are in your mind, or...
I can't think of another option, unless you really are sexy. Though if that's the case, who is that picture of on your aviator, and why have you chosen to show the community a picture of him, instead of a well posed sexy picture of yourself? Or even a poorly posed sexy picture of yourself. I mean, if you're extreemly sexy, the angle shouldn't matter right? You know, if you're sexy enough, just a photo of your baby toe should get the girls going all runny.
I mean why would you want a picture of that ugly fuckwit, who is having trouble finding his left ear? Where did you get that picture from anyway? www.uglyfuckingbastaredswhocantfindthierear.com?
Go to the site where you downloaded that pic, and tell who ever is in that pic that they havn't yet found thier ear, so there is no reason to give the camera the thumbes up.
I mean, holy shit, that dude looks like he's been beaten to death with an ugle stick, you know. I reakon that's a dead body, due to the severe beating, and that hand from out the side is the doctors, showing all the medical students where the corpses ear has been relocated to.
Infect forget the ugly stick, this guy was hit by an ugly truck. Not one of those regular trucks, but one of them really ugly ones. You know, like that grader truck. You know that truck? This guy looks like he has been hit by a grader, travelling full speed.
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I dunno, if Jon was asking and looking for some girl tips and conversations then I'd have figured that Defenestrator was sticking up for him against all the naysayers who dare not go outside because they're married to their computers at the age of 16. If that's true then I'm not sure why he's attacking Defenestrator now. But I'd have to agree with Defenestrator. You need to stand up and walk around a bit away from your computer for a while. For me, I go to work and I visit my brother at his apartment every now and again. And then I meet girls along the way.
Hey Chamzel, I wasn't really needing tips so much as wouldn't mind hearing any I don't already know. Anyway, how is your love life? I'm more keen to hear your stories than to tell you mine.
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You guys take things far too seriously. Here, you can hang out on the computer for at least 6 hours a day and get a girlfriend/boyfriend easily enough. Anyone who's already in a relationship would realise that it's highly over-rated. Relationships cost time and money to one or both sides (though I'm benefitting financially from mine ).
I guess that's partly why everyone's so pissed off with the whole topic. Everyone wants a gf/bf but never had one. Reminds me of the time I was 15...
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My view on the whole thing on the Kliker/women thing is that there's a time and a place for all things.
As far I know most, Klikers are in their mid/early teens...13-16...where it's this make or break thing with members of the opposite sex. In other words you either make an open effort to try and bond them, and ultimately have a partner...or you simply chose to not really pay attention to them, thus leaving it for later on in life.
The latter is option is probably what I chose, of course I consider myself lucky with the women...but enough about me...
I think alot of Klikers will chose the latter option, even without actually making an actual concious decision. And I think this is mainly due to the preoccupation of the Kliking past time, and video games themselves. I mean, sure, you may come across girls in your travels and may form relationships with them...and there's nothing wrong with that. But it's usually not the intention of people in this situation to actively go out in search of a 'partner'...especially at a younger age.
The former option is more of something saved for those who's main social activities revolve around such things as sports and activities that can be done outside the confines on ones home...ie parties, working part time jobs.
Sure, alot of Klikers share these situations and this tends to be more familiar way of getting aquantied with members of the opposite sex, and bonding with them.
For most, this kind of situations don't happen until later on in the teen years. Alot of it also depends on your peers/friends.
Anyway...I forget what my original point here was, but I think it's easily noted that Klikers are not limited to one stereotype. Alot of us see Kliking as a calling and a serious commitment at the time and a meaningful relationship with a member of the opposite sex is not something that can be tolerated...and on the other hand some Klikers have good social bases and get along with members of the opposite sex without letting their hobby get in the way.
I've been in both situations through my 9 years of Kliking...and they both have their advantages and disadvantages...it's kind of like a passing phase thing than anything...some grow out of things and learn that there is more to life than just Kliking and video games...some grow out of it quicker than others. But growing up isn't always as fun as it sounds. Losing innocence is an under-rated thing.
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Nice post muggus! This thread is getting good! Now, how about some true stories, or is that too much to ask? Eh, opinions are almost as good as stories, sometimes better. Keep em coming guys.
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If you don't need help and advice, don't ask for it, or stories.
You should really leave posts like this to discuss about women to those who are actively seeking help with breaking their fears and trying to get hooked up, if you know what I mean.
But hey, if you really did need help, I'd be more than happy to share with you my stories. Not for your personal self-pleasure.
Maybe I did when I first submitted this, though I just think it's cool to share stories about chicks. You usually get a laugh, or learn something, or God knows. BTW, when I said stories, I didn't mean sex postions, I'm thinking more arguments. What's the dumbest thing a girls ever got upset at you for? for example.
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I'd love to tell some of my old true stories, but I'm too lazy to write them onto a post that might just get deleted someday. Maybe I'll sneak one onto my next article on online communication.
Strangely enough, I met most of the long-term girlfriends (i.e. > 1 week) over the internet or through indirect letters in school drawers. It's probably coz they're more interested in getting a bf for his personality instead of on looks alone.
Chamzel:
LOL. Don't take it all too seriously. You're talking about it as if Jon's asking on where he could get warez or something.
I really don't see anything wrong about giving advice or stories on uh... whatever this topic was about. It's all just for fun. Helps keep the community from turning gay.
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Oh, I have plenty of stories. I'm not going to say like sex positions or anything like that. No way! My stories, though, would make you go "Ha ha!" and they'll also make you go "HUH?? Is she on crack or something?"
OK let me say something, because this used to be about how annoying this topic was... now it's personal. Believe me, you don't want me to take this personally... oh wait... too late.
Jon Chambers, might I ask why any post that doesn't kiss your ass is "un-useful", and people who think that this post shouldn't be here should just shut their mouths. Gee sorry for having an opinion, your majesty! You'd be great on a debate team... sarcasm... which is sad cos geeks like to be on debate teams.
Chambers : So in short, I'm cool.
Random Debater : But, all these statistics reports and witness statements say otherwise!
Chambers : GET OUT!!! You're not being useful.
Debater : But I'm on the other team.
Chambers : OUT!!!
Dipshit : I think Chambers is cool.
*Dipshit and Chambers start having monkey sex*
I admit, probably not the most constructive thing I could of said, but let's just say I've wasted enough actual thought on someone that quite frankly needs to be beaten over the head Warner Bros. style.
PS : What the hell is with all that "Forget about the Ozone Layer and fix your hair you hobo!"?!?!?
So basically, the greater matters of the world don't matter as long as you get to roger some girl before the world burns to a crisp... you really, really, really SUCK!
Show me the power child,
I'd like to say,
That I'm down on my knees today,
Gives me the butterflies,
Gives me away,
'Til I'm up on my feet again,
I'm feeling outshined.
"Outshined" - SoundGarden
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Registered 29/07/2002
Points 5686
28th January, 2004 at 23:56:56 -
Well it may not of been the most constructive thing that you could of said, but at least it's new material. O and btw, continuing from what Ashman said: You really, really suck and I hate debate teams.
Damn you, Ashman. I was on a debate team. Stop comparing me to er... never mind.
I think everyone's being a bit harsh on Jon Chambers. After all he's been through in the past few years, I'm suprised he's still here. His willingness to continue to come up with posts like this and continue to defend it in front of an angry mob makes me admire him for his bravery and stubbornness.
The debate metaphor thing was hilarious, though.
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What's he been through? Did his voice break when he was with a girl or something?
Show me the power child,
I'd like to say,
That I'm down on my knees today,
Gives me the butterflies,
Gives me away,
'Til I'm up on my feet again,
I'm feeling outshined.
Hey, Ashman, this isn't a debate. This is a discussion. Now here is my example:
Chairman: Hello, we have started this discussion about girls. Does anyone have any questions or comments.
Ashman: Yeah! This meeting sucks!
Chairman: An interesting point of view, would you care to explain why before you leave?
Ashman: Yeah! Because you're gay, and no one is going to make any comments, because this whole meeting is pathetic, and people are just sitting here because they have nothing better to do!
Chairman: Thankyou for that insight, now does anyone else have anything to add?
Ashman: Yeah! You always hold shit meetings!
Chairman: Ashman, you don't have to be in this meeting. In fact, if I remember correctly, I don't even remember inviting you.
Ashman: You can't tell me what to do! Who are you to kick me out of this meeting?! This is a community building, and I have every right to enter it as much as you do.
Chairman: I thought you said this meeting was shit.
Ashman: Yeah it is shit, and you're shit.
Chairman: Then why havn't you left yet?
Ashman: Because if I left, you wouldn't know how shit this meeting was.
Large Mob of Dickheads: Yeah, I agree... Shouldn't you take this as a hint, stop holding meetings... Yeah this meeting is a waste of space, I don't want to hear it.
Chairman: There is plenty of space down there. Now you're interupting everyone, there are people with valid input here.
Ashman: Valid input? Valid input? Are you saying that just because I don't have any valid input, I'm SUDDENLY not allowed to attend this meeting? Hows that? What can't you stand anyone that doesn't agree with you. You can only let the people who agree with you speek?
Chairman: FOR FUCKS SAKE ASHMAN, WE ARE NOT ARGUING ABOUT IF I SHOULD HOLD A MEETING ABOUT GIRLS OR NOT!!! I AM NOT GOING TO TELL YOU THAT THIS IS A GOOD MEETING, IF YOU DON'T THINK SO, YOU MAY BE RIGHT. THOUGH THAT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH ANYTHING!!!!!!
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Not as funny as Ashman's side of the story, but it's about as accurate. It's more that you two don't really know who your enemies are .
* Muz bets 5 DC points that this thread will be locked by February.
p/s - All my DC points were legally given to me by either ShadowCaster or the DC itself. I didn't give any to myself. Honest!
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Okay, is there gonna be a cool story behind this booby touching? Can't be better than my "Cramped leg" story. The "Cramped Leg" story is possibly the coolest thing that's ever happened to me. Cool cause it was really funny, not because I got lucky.
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If the meeting had been held by 20 different people, on exactly the same topic, over and over and over and over, by people that complain that meetings are repeated too often then yeah I think I'd say it was shit.
PS : A little psychological point, my example used equals whereas yours had you exhibiting yourself higher than myself. You obviously consider yourself better than everyone, thus I direct you to any one of Sam's posts.
Show me the power child,
I'd like to say,
That I'm down on my knees today,
Gives me the butterflies,
Gives me away,
'Til I'm up on my feet again,
I'm feeling outshined.
Er... there... Sam's your enemy. Go on. KILL HIM!!!
* Muz bets another 5 DC points on Ashman and/or Mr. Chambers kicking Mr. _Ninja's butt
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Okay, you win, this post is shit. No go away, and leave me and my shit post alone to anyone who is under the dilusion that it isn't shit. Is that what you want?
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Omg STFU i use kleenex after i jerk off to my dads gay p0rn.
anyways!!!111 back onto de subject of Jon Chambers and hes incredibly good looks and how he picks up all the chicks.............AHAHAHAHAHA yeah right.
lol yeh, i was talking to him on MSN the other day, and he was talking about how good hes midis were and i was like "dude, my ass makes better sounds then that".
I WON!!! Now I have to stick around and gloat I'm afraid.
Show me the power child,
I'd like to say,
That I'm down on my knees today,
Gives me the butterflies,
Gives me away,
'Til I'm up on my feet again,
I'm feeling outshined.
No offense, Jon Chambers, but this is the funniest thread I've seen all month.
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you two are so fucking immature!
cmon leave the poor guy alone, i myself have met jon before, and we had a nice One night stand, well the "Night" lasted around 15secs which was a result of hes Premature ejaculation.
I didn't want to win, I have no interest in winning. It results in higher standards for future events which I can never satisfy. I just wanted you to admit that this topic has already been done to death... something which amid all this you are yet to actually address... HHHHMMMMMMMMMMMM?
Show me the power child,
I'd like to say,
That I'm down on my knees today,
Gives me the butterflies,
Gives me away,
'Til I'm up on my feet again,
I'm feeling outshined.
It has been done to death. Look I don't care what you think about this post. I don't disagree with any of it. But the biggest thing wrong with this post is you!
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Oh, poor Sam, do you have any problems? Your 'laugh' so much so I think you grudge something. Well, but there's no reason to (if it is really true? no... oh, don't know) grudge.
Well, but it isn't strange: 15 years old child (sorry... boy, no... ninja). Ninjas are invisible, you should be too
Well, never mind. This topic really makes people angry
Maybe is should be closed now.
Woah, I see now... *asks someone what the hell is going on*
Show me the power child,
I'd like to say,
That I'm down on my knees today,
Gives me the butterflies,
Gives me away,
'Til I'm up on my feet again,
I'm feeling outshined.
Anyway, a response to Jon a few thousand pages back:
"No matter how hard you try to be a useful contribution to the world, some dipshit will still find something small to pick on." Yup. But you forgot the part where you ignore their stupid criticisms and intolerance, because I've got a thick skin and I'm doing much better than you, thankyouverymuch.
And a response to Jon a few lines up:
"Look I don't care what you think about this post. I don't disagree with any of it." Now I'm confused. I thought you disagreed with defenestrator
Ashman, I think someone unbalanced the equation. I wouldn't be surprised to see a black hole emerge in this thread right now.
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Registered 23/09/2002
Points 4811
29th January, 2004 at 14:33:42 -
i think we can all agree that this thread has outlived its useful life. if it ever had one.
i don't think anyone will complain if i lock this now... thank you...
p.s. chambers, defenestrator's avatar is the guy from the film "taxi driver".
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