Yes, then lets talk about the differences between Westerners and Asians... WOAH ASIANS EYES ARE THINNER!!! HAHAHAHAHA LETS DISCUSS THIS LIKE FRIGGEN WEIRDOS... you dick!
Guys, let me tell you, you're not missing out on all that much. Girls have mood swings.
Ohh gee, really? I read that in an information pamphlet at the Different Animal Zoo once, but I thought it was just a wild rumour... idiot...
It isn't AWQWARD silence
*Everyone shifts Awkwardly at Jons utter stupidity*
They arn't just men in female bodies, with urges for men. They think different, they act different, they are different.
Gee, somebody might call this... umm... what's that again... oh right a Personality... everyone has them other than Chambers of course. Note the correct spelling of 'course'.
So, Chambers, I will give you one last chance to give up while you're entirely un ahead.
Show me the power child,
I'd like to say,
That I'm down on my knees today,
Gives me the butterflies,
Gives me away,
'Til I'm up on my feet again,
I'm feeling outshined.
"Outshined" - SoundGarden
Pete Nattress Cheesy Bits img src/uploads/sccheesegif
Registered 23/09/2002
Points 4811
27th January, 2004 at 10:44:03 -
chambers, your posts are possibly the stupidest things i've ever read. in fact, you seem to be a very sad and lonely person with an extremely small grip on reality. can't you read? no one gives a shit about what you're saying. in a post with 36 replies not one person has sensibly answered and of your stupid sexist questions. please take the hint (why am i calling it a hint? it's so damned obvious) and shut up.
i'm frankly glad that no one has posted a serious response. the world needs less idiots like you.
"Say you're hanging from a huge cliff at the top of mt. everest and a guy comes along and says he'll save you, and proceeds to throw religious pamphlets at you while simultaniously giving a sermon." - Dustin G
I'm so glad that I've gone out and done everything already, besides get married and have kids. I'd hang myself if I were to marry and have kids with the girl who is currently chasing me. The product of my pure genious and her sheer stupidity would result in a null value, or in other words a bunch of vegetables... -_-
Or would it create normal people who are neither extremely smart or extremely stupid?
But asking about girl advice in a place like the click community is certainly something I wouldn't consider doing. For one thing I'm fully aware of the age range of the community. I've asked for girl advice before in the past on another message board relating to my Everquest server community, but that crowd has people whose ages range anywhere from 15 to 50, which presents me with a much more mature and knowledgable information base for when I need to ask such questions.
But...
To all of you lonely, depressed kids out there who haven't gotten a girl before (I must admit, I got a giggle when I read that line posted by someone else), or just aren't dating... just ask them, or talk with them rather than guilting yourself and bashing others for it. You're not going to die a horrible death for trying, and you'll feel like such a better person once you do (and still have the ability to be an ugly rude butt when it's all over). Either that or wait until you've graduated, lose all of your chances with a highschool sweet heart, and you can go try posting an ad on a Personals Site... (*shudders*)
Show me the power child,
I'd like to say,
That I'm down on my knees today,
Gives me the butterflies,
Gives me away,
'Til I'm up on my feet again,
I'm feeling outshined.
Holy shit! A useful reply! I must remember to PM him tomorrow. Now in an ideal community, no one would reply to this post except him. Pete Nattress, this one useful response is proof that this isn't a stupid post. SO STOP POSTING HERE!!!
Read these words slowly and carefully people please, YOU DON'T HAVE TO READ POSTS YOU CONSIDER CRAP. YOU DON'T HAVE TO REPLY TO POSTS YOU CONSIDER CRAP. YOU DON'T HAVE TO REPLY FOR A SECOND TIME TO POSTS YOU CONSIDER CRAP.
Guys, the subject headings are designed to allow you to decide which posts to read, and which posts not to. If you were supposed to read every single post, these posts would have numbers instead of subjects.
Copy this to your hard drive. It will be worth alot when I'm famous.
Notice: Spelling mistakes above left in for people who need to correct others to make their life fulfilled.
Eh, maybe. I kinda know these people a little better. Besides, I just needed an excuse to keep visiting every day. My new game will be released next week, so I'll probably delete this thread, I'll be checking my reviews.
Copy this to your hard drive. It will be worth alot when I'm famous.
Notice: Spelling mistakes above left in for people who need to correct others to make their life fulfilled.
A small gripe I've had going across several message boards is... There's often big outbreaks of board trolls who go around seeking to ruin other people's discussions just to bring a slight level of pleasure to themselves. Of course, after this happens, the admins and moderators get together and think "We need to start pulling out new rules to fix our problem, because these guys are really making us look unfriendly. So and so used to be such a great guy, but he's becoming too much of a smart ass for our board. We need to think of something so we don't blow up over half of our community here!"
Now here's my gripe. The admins go around preaching "We're thinking of setting up these new rules to help make this place more of a friendly community again!", but those same admins will go around and support the trolls anyway with irresponsible rolling of the eyes and joining the trolls in bashing innocent people who post whatever. I think the admins here should read what I have to say and think of what they are doing in posts such as this and posts like that "Name and Username" post thread. I know that a lot of you admins are probably really young, minors, and are still living under your parents, but if you're going to take on such roles you need to step up a level of maturity and handle some things, regardless of if the board trolls were your best buddies in the past or not.
I like Clickteam, because they actually do set up rules as they see needed and go with them. Think about it.
Muz's theory on DC girl-related forum posts:
1. Some of the klikers here can't ever get a girl. Therefore, they become gay and hate girls.
2. If they don't hate girls, they just pretend they don't exist by trying to kill off anything reminding them of the existence of girls.
3. Failing that, they just flame people who start these posts just to give people the illusion that they have a girlfriend.
Personally, I've had more girlfriends than I could keep track. I blame it mostly on genetic looks, phermones and never taking a bath. Basically, girls want a boyfriend as much as guys want to get laid. Partly for personal reasons, mostly to show off. All you have to do is ask.
And Jon, get used to it. I'm suprised you'd still bother to tell people not to reply to these kinds of posts after all we've been through. I'd love to tell some of the stories of my old relationships, but I fear that some of the people in my past relationships may still visit this site and may sue me or somethin.
Disclaimer: Any sarcasm in my posts will not be mentioned as that would ruin the purpose. It is assumed that the reader is intelligent enough to tell the difference between what is sarcasm and what is not.
Alright, listen, everybody. I suffer from a rare and undiagnosed mental disorder called extreme sexiness. It sometimes forces me to tell people when they are being dumb and gay. But that is for their own good!
When someone has a piece of corn stuck in their teeth, for example, you don't point and laugh because you want to make yourself feel superior, and you don't do it to make that person the laughing stock of the community. You point and laugh so that that idiot never forgets to check the mirror after they eat corn again.
Now, this happens everywhere in life, or it should. That is how people learn to stop being socially retarded toddlers and grow up to be manly men with manly bulges and muscles everywhere. You want to get the ladies? First off, unplug your wiener from the USB port and stop making gay posts on some kids' BBS for making video games about how desperate you are. After you've weened yourself off of that sexually crippling dysfunction, try talking to some actual girls about non-gay things, like how rich you are and how much money you have.
Could I be nicer? Certainly. But scientists have proven that no learning can take place without humiliation, and if I can't turn the biggest nerd in class into a swinging stud by the end of the school year, I will never get my angel's wings. If everyone here would just look in the mirror once a day and then kick his own ass for being a buck-toothed imbecile, then it would save me a lot of time and you a lot of heartache. I will start.
Note: before you respond with more crybaby sissy-whining about how everyone should be nice to each other and pet each other like fuzzy kitties and live in a giant mushroom under an everlasting rainbow, don't. That is, once again, dumb and gay. That is *exactly* the kind of behavior we're trying to curb here. So turn around, go to your room, and just think about what you've done. When you're ready to stop being a rock-headed numbskull, come back out and say something non-gay. Take your time. No one is expecting an overnight miracle here.
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