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Noitu Love and the Army of Grinning Darns
Author: ZeroTau[FA] Submitted: 11th April, 2006 Favourites:1
Genre: Action Downloads: 433
Game of the Week Winner

The year is 2188. The city is protected by an organization called "The Peacekeepers League" and everything is swell except for that it's under attack. By a robot army lead by professor Darnacus Damnation!

This game is an action packed adventure of several long levels (with save feature) and you play as Noitu Love, a young and talented boy, who's purpose it is in life to stop Darnacus and live up to his intercom girl Lori's expectations.

6 levels, 5 difficulties and several unlockables are to be found, and you'll play as four different characters.

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Posted by Mruqe 11th April, 2006

Finally a professional-looking game. I like the graphics - can't wait to download!
Posted by Xenoc 11th April, 2006

Wow this is one of the most impressive, graphically amazing games ive ever seen on TDC
Posted by alastair john jack 11th April, 2006
Rated :

it is finnaly here!
Posted by Xenoc 11th April, 2006

what was this made on?

Posted by Hempuli 11th April, 2006

Posted by 11th April, 2006

Not that great.
It had nice graphics, but quite linear gameplay.
And i got stuck twice, it was quite buggy.
But.. otherwise it was a nice game.
Posted by ZeroTau[FA] 11th April, 2006

Please tell me how far you played and what was buggy.
Posted by CsaR 11th April, 2006

Great game. I played it with a gamepad and the combos were really easy to do.
One irritating thing is that on the start on each lvl I had to press CTRL+Y and set it to joystick agian.
Posted by Peblo 11th April, 2006

Looks awesome, I'll try it when I get home.
Posted by GaspyConana 11th April, 2006

If you vote this "thumbs down" and have voted more then 5 games here "thumbs up" you're a moron.
Posted by ZeroTau[FA] 11th April, 2006

Yes, I made the game with ControlX at first with adjustable controls, but then that extension messed up the game.

It's MMF's fault you have to reset the input device each frame.
Posted by Hayo 11th April, 2006

This game is damn fine, one of the best klik games so far. The folks who voted thumbs down are retards. Good job!
Posted by ZeroTau[FA] 11th April, 2006

Thanks everyone. I fixed quite a serious bug.

Anyone experiencing invisibility problems on level 4 should be happy now.

You have to redownload the whole game though, I'm lazy.
Posted by 11th April, 2006

Well, on level one in the parking grounds, i found a bug.
I got to a wall of blocks, and the screen locked.
I beat all enemies and jumped around like crazy for like 5 minutes.
Nothing happened, had to restart the whole game...
Posted by 11th April, 2006

or maybe it isnt a bug? but i couldnt get past it...
Posted by Dr. James MD 11th April, 2006

I found it alright, nothing special. Felt it dragged on in parts. I was a little bored with fighting when I got to the carpark. punch and do that air-spin trick, just got repetitive. Totally crashed out near the start of Level 2. As I dropped down the whole thing went black. No alt+tab, alt+F4. Had to reset.
Maybe it's me, but it feels a little like a weak Streambolt.

Unless the game picks up on Level 2?
Posted by Dustin Gunn 11th April, 2006

Uh, yeah, but for starters point me out another klik game that's less repetetive.
Posted by Ski 11th April, 2006

EXCELLENT, I love it. Its fun to play didnt get bored, Very proffesional presentation, sounds and well programmed, NO bugs for me. Jimmi, when satan sam looks this nice, Ill be called Lorain and living in the florida keys.
Posted by ZeroTau[FA] 11th April, 2006

I fixed another bug with never-dying enemies...

And Jimmi, I never expected you to like anything of mine.
Posted by gustav 11th April, 2006

people who hasn't even reached level 3 should not be voicing their opinions. the game is like an ever escalating adrenaline kick. fact, don't say anything before you've reached level 6.
Posted by ZeroTau[FA] 11th April, 2006

I guess I got more inspired along the way.
Thanks, Gus, I'll please you later.
Posted by Dr. James MD 11th April, 2006

No, bastard, I was looking forward to Mina very much. More than most klik games anywho.

Anyways I'm probably not allowed to say anything thats remotely negative. SO WELLSDONES! IS TEH AWESUM.
Posted by ZeroTau[FA] 11th April, 2006

Posted by Fifth 11th April, 2006

Very fun! The bosses, especially.

I did encounter a bug, though. That weird chompy-thing in the flying level? Y'know, the guy in screenshot 4? I somehow got it to a point where it became intangible - unable to hurt me at all (besides its missiles). I could still seem to damage it, but it didn't ever seem to die.
Maybe a counter incremented (or decremented) by 2 somehow and skipped over its dying number?
Posted by ZeroTau[FA] 11th April, 2006

Bugs are FUN!

I notice how easy it is to miss stuff when there are alot of varying programming, like there usually is for action games...
Posted by ZeroTau[FA] 11th April, 2006

Wait, are you people sure you didn't mistake this? You don't hurt that boss with the exhaust, you make it chew its own missiles.
Posted by The Chris Street 11th April, 2006

I am liking this a lot. The boss music sounds very familiar to the Mina boss music though. Up to Level 3 at the moment.

Strange though, the first time I played it, the game crashed just as the first level started. It hasn't happened since.
Posted by Liquixcat 11th April, 2006

Great game.
Posted by ZeroTau[FA] 11th April, 2006

Circy: You think? I'm not sure I agree with you on that. But maybe it's the randomness in instruments...

Here's a comparison:
Posted by 11th April, 2006

Okay.. i guess this game is good anyway.
I played some more, and it just gets better by every level.
Posted by Fifth 11th April, 2006

Yeah, I just figured that I wasn't attacking the boss correctly.

Nonetheless, you do become invincible to the boss if you die while fighting it.
Posted by JustinC 11th April, 2006

Personally I think the levels could be split in half. Dying in one of those is a bitch because they take so long to play again. And in the first level the length seemed a little forced having to fight that same truck 3 times. once or twice would have been enough. Still thumbs up.
Posted by phanto 11th April, 2006

The boss encounter on level 3 is genius. The graphics, music, gameplay, everything is just perfect.

Btw I love the swedish on level 1 (or was it 2?). What was it.. like "hyr en svensk"? Brilliant ^^

I only made it to level 4, then I died (spent a lot of lives on the graveyard level ). But I'll try it out some more later.

Posted by DanielRehn 12th April, 2006

Nice game.. thumbs up!

(Kul att se fler svenskar här ^^)
Posted by ZeroTau[FA] 12th April, 2006

The levels never last more than 10 or so minutes though.

I have to admit though I never finished FF7 properly because the last boss kept doing an attack that took 5 minutes, and that pretty much sums up why I dislike FF...
Posted by ZeroTau[FA] 12th April, 2006

Anyone hating the first level should know that it's been shortened at this point by 3-5 minutes.

Man, I've been uploading all day.
Posted by JPMarkey (Jambo) 12th April, 2006

Downloading now, looks great
By the way, nice download speeds!
Posted by Odin 12th April, 2006

Excellent game. Has everything your typical arcade game has; fast action, polished graphics, even some broken English! I'd like to see a Noitu Love 2, or maybe an expansion pack with more levels. 6 is not enough for the ravenous hunger that is most gamers.

Also I think I have a small crush on Lori. :X
Posted by JPMarkey (Jambo) 12th April, 2006

Downloaded and been playing for sometime, it is great - the beginning sequence reminded me of Shadowrun and it was a joy a play.
The graphics can speak for themselves, as for gameplay, parts did seem a bit repetitive but that didn't stop it from being one damn good game

Excellent work, ZeroTau!
Posted by JustinC 12th April, 2006

Nobody will be submitting games for the rest of the week now. This is pretty much guaranteed to take gotw and nobody will want to go up against it.
Posted by steve 12th April, 2006

Incredible! So many things I loved about this, from the NES style sounds and brilliant level designs; to the ingenius bosses.
I am completely baffled why 3 people have given this a thumbs down (jealously maybe!?)
There is a title on PS2 which started off as a free internet game called "Alien Hominid" and this game reminds me of that in some ways, except THIS is alot better
Maybe I will review this tommorow (too sleepy right now).
Posted by Stixdude 12th April, 2006

This game looks awesome, too bad my dial-up modem sucks balls. Once I get my DSL modem or when I go to school, I'm going to download this godly game of yours.
Posted by stevenb 12th April, 2006

jimmi is an idiot,satan sam was boring,repetitve,randomly drawn,badly balanced and he wouldnt respond to critism i had for it,

anyway,it was good fun,lots of explosions which is always good,and i loved the rain effect,infact its inspired me.(im a rain/fire kinda guy)
Posted by Dustin Gunn 12th April, 2006

"This game looks awesome, too bad my dial-up modem sucks balls. Once I get my DSL modem or when I go to school, I'm going to download this godly game of yours."

I've downloaded it 3 times on dialup; it takes 10 minutes...
Posted by Cecilectomy 12th April, 2006

i would love to get to level 3 or level six if it weren't so goddamn boring to do so. great presentation, gfx, and everything. thumbs up.
Posted by Radix 12th April, 2006

S'good. I haven't found it particularly repetitive, certainly no more than most beat-em-ups. The length of the first stage didn't bother me, perhaps we're just used to such short klik games.
Sound and graphics are great, level design is well above par. Fucking fantastic.
Posted by ZeroTau[FA] 12th April, 2006


And by the way, Mina was alot more repeditive considering it was longer and didn't have that fun moves to learn.
Posted by Stixdude 12th April, 2006

"I've downloaded it 3 times on dialup; it takes 10 minutes..."

When I download this, it takes me 2 hours and 9 mins to download (925 byte per sec). It sounds so cool, wish my DSL arrives now... >
Posted by Liquixcat 12th April, 2006

Satan Sam was a great game too.
Posted by Stixdude 12th April, 2006

"Ahaha, what are you on, 14.4k?"

56k dial-up modem. It just got more slower than usual...
Posted by ZeroTau[FA] 12th April, 2006

Easy is for losers, Phizzy.
Posted by steve 12th April, 2006

A similar thing happened to me; the "Reaper" mini boss (level 3)animation and movement got stuck and he was quite high in the air at the time so I couldnt jump and hit him.
Remember if an animation is "over" then change to stopped or whatever.
Definatly shareware-quality game though
Posted by GaspyConana 12th April, 2006

A similar thing happened to me with the green jumpy bomb ninjas, in level 5. One of them was about to die but got stuck midway on the right edge of the screen. His dying animation just froze and I wasn't able to continue.

I think it was kinda my cheaty way of killing him that brought that about though, so bleh. Not that bad of a bug or anything.
Posted by ZeroTau[FA] 12th April, 2006

I'll never make a game with alot of unique code again...

By the way, if you download the game now no enemies should get stuck when dying. I fixed that a while ago.
Posted by Chris Macadam 13th April, 2006

looks good and i think ill download (but my cpu dl's really slow so ill get back to you on how good it was....)
Posted by Chris Macadam 13th April, 2006

sooo like a couple min...

Posted by GaspyConana 13th April, 2006

haha, yeah, I kinda felt bad for reporting that last bug
thanks for supporting your game
most people round' here would be too lazy
Posted by Odin 13th April, 2006

I concur with Gaspy. That really shows you're commited.
Posted by Teapot 13th April, 2006

I like the way people attacked Jimmi for making cirticisms.
Posted by Mr. Esch 13th April, 2006

I would review this but I don't think I would do it justice
Posted by Blueberry_pie 13th April, 2006

Woah, nice server. Downloading with more than 1 mb/s for pretty much the whole time

Looks quite sexy. Gonna play it now kthx.
Posted by Imadjinn 13th April, 2006

This game rocks all ass. What's Mina? o.o
Posted by Radix 13th April, 2006

Hentai game that got abandoned in favour of this.
Posted by RenatoDep 13th April, 2006

You know, this is one of the first click games that really makes me want to keep I got in trouble at work cuz my boss caught me playing it instead of doing animation... anyway, I love it. I might review it later.
Posted by ZeroTau[FA] 13th April, 2006

Yeah, I thought Mina was too distasteful.
Posted by 13th April, 2006

I thought it had 6 levels not 5 why can't i play da sixth level
Posted by Odin 13th April, 2006

Maybe you didn't get the good ending. Also, try downloading the latest version.
Posted by gustav 13th April, 2006

evil kitty,
you don't get to play the final level on easy.
Posted by RedHades 14th April, 2006

Why is it that every game image I tried to click in the last few weeks have resulted in broken links?
Poeple should be told about proper image hosting whenever they submit something.
Downloading it...
Posted by Chrisbo 14th April, 2006

best game ever
Posted by RedHades 14th April, 2006

Ah, my proxy was filtering the links and it gave me some 404 page. My bad
The game's pretty fun!
Posted by 14th April, 2006

I can't beat level 6 becaue I start off with 0 lives and if i die once I lose
Posted by Del Duio 14th April, 2006

It's very good, but it runs very slowly on my computer (both small and large screens). My "rig" sucks, so it might be that. What are the recommended specs for this one?

Mine is a 500Mhz 258 RAM GeForce 2 job

It looked great, I could slo-mo up to the 2nd truck before it got annoying (the speed that is, not the game).

Posted by Imadjinn 14th April, 2006

Just beat it on Normal and have to say that it is easily one of the best freeware games ever. I must admit that it gets a tad repetitive (hey, I can't be 100% asskiss) but other than that, awesomeness all the way.

I love you just for having an enemy cast at the end.
Posted by Teapot 15th April, 2006

Finally, after 2 minutes of downloading this game, I can play this game.
Posted by Broomie 15th April, 2006

Awesome, I love you Zorro.
Posted by Nova Soft 15th April, 2006

Simply beautiful, great work!
Posted by ZeroTau[FA] 15th April, 2006

thanks, people
Posted by Noyb 15th April, 2006

Kitty, replay from an earlier level, trying not to lose as many lives. The final boss sequence is amazing.
Posted by Lukas Hägg 15th April, 2006

This game is, as said, awesome. Nuff said! ^^

Btw. "Hyr en svensk!" lol. Höll på att garva ihjäl mig när jag märkte det. Tummen upp för svenska klikkers! =D
Posted by ZeroTau[FA] 15th April, 2006

Står "parkera här" också. Sedan glömde jag bort att ha mer svenska, tänkte ha det.

A big fat crow.
Posted by Teapot 15th April, 2006

Love it.
Posted by UF Comtec 15th April, 2006

How can someone vote thumbs down on this masterpiece? This is amazingly well done, and fun too.
Posted by AndyUK 15th April, 2006

It's very good. I thought the first level was just the right length to be honest.
It is indeed repetitive, however thats fine as long as you don't play it for too long. I'll just do one level at a time and it's fine.

Anybody else notice some sound effects are from Zelda: Link's awakening? If i'm wrong about that they're at least very close.
Posted by Lukas Hägg 15th April, 2006

I have to say that O2Joy is one of the coolest bossbattles ever in a klik game. Very unique indeed.

Heh, if your timing is right you can attack in both directions at once
Posted by Davide Mascolo 15th April, 2006

Just struck in a bug during the final confrontation with Darnacus. If you jump just before Darnacus's platform starts to descend, you get stuck inside it. I had to jump many times before freeing myself, and strangely for a little while I was unable to attack.
Posted by Hernan 16th April, 2006

Oooooh, this game is great. One of the best I've played. Great Job!
Posted by Hill Gigas 16th April, 2006

Hey, awesome graphics!
Posted by Ganymede Graphics 17th April, 2006

i never finished this, what exactly are the test tubes for?

Posted by Odin 17th April, 2006

Collecting 100 beakers gives you an extra life. Also, the beakers you collect add to your bonus score at the end of a level.
Posted by ZeroTau[FA] 18th April, 2006

There was a big damn thing I forgot in the game, and that's that you don't get to play the entire flying sequence in Level 4. It's fixed now, and it was not like this the first few days of upload, it's been like this for maybe 4 or 5 days.

Posted by Radix 18th April, 2006

How do we know if we've played the entire sequence or not?
Posted by ZeroTau[FA] 18th April, 2006

If you didn't fight a rich darn sitting in a bigass moneysack, you did not play the whole thing.
Posted by Imadjinn 18th April, 2006

I wondered who the Hell that moneysack guy was...

Also why the flying sequence consisted of the big missile launching mouth and all of two enemies...
Posted by RenatoDep 18th April, 2006

I got stuck on the second boss, the monkey got stuck inside a platform/obstacle and I had to quit the game
Posted by Odin 18th April, 2006

Imadjinn: Before, the level 4 rocket sequence contained enemies before the rocket launcher, and the moneysack guy. It took much longer to pass through, so it was shortened.
Posted by ZeroTau[FA] 19th April, 2006

It was shortened by mistake, Odin.
Posted by sashman 19th April, 2006

Hey, im not much of a new member, just made this account to report a bug, etc.

anyways, on the second level, at the part where you stand on the platform, press something on the computer, and it slowly rises. That part, when playing, after killing the very last enemy(those jumpy green robots) i somewhat-accidentally jumped off of the platform, and then coincidentally right after the green guy blew up, all my movement stopped, even gravity, and i was stuck RIGHT UNDER the moving platform. i figured it'd get fixed when i got to the top and to the next screen, but instead the platform sort of "dropped" me off and i think i fell all the way down, and after that i just appeared at the screen, stuck like 10 pixels from the ground in the air BTW, and was mad.

er, very bad description, if you care, i'll maybe redo and analyze that specific part more.

It might not even be a bug, im probably just stupid,

anyways, great game! Right when the title came up, my head went straight to Advance Wars. Maybe thats not what you were hoping would happen, but o well. Also, i heard the music in the beginning, in the title i mean, and i liked it, lol, very video-gamey, and since i er sort of make techno/trance/etc alot, i really appreciated all the little songs that you made, very DNBy, lol.

ya, fun, game, great, 10/10, or more, k, bye. i wanna beat on expert mode, but first there's normal and hard,
Posted by Matt Boothman 19th April, 2006

Noitu Love backwards is EVOLUTION - just to let you know.
Posted by RenatoDep 19th April, 2006

I can't beat the third boss on the spooky place...ugh I don't know how to hurt him...but honestly, best click game i've ever's rather adictive!
Posted by RenatoDep 19th April, 2006

ugh I figured out but died grrrr
Posted by Bo Fu 20th April, 2006

I hate the third fricking boss. Genius gmae besides that.
Posted by JohnLastrologue 20th April, 2006

Wow, greatest click game ever made... I wonder how all those graphical effects are made
Posted by DaVince 20th April, 2006

noitulove sounds like "Know it, you love". Heh.

Great game!
Posted by Imadjinn 20th April, 2006

Duzzat mean I have to download it again just to fight a guy on/in a money sack?

I will btw.
Posted by RenatoDep 20th April, 2006

Zero, are you working on a sequel?
Posted by RenatoDep 20th April, 2006

Oh, and I love the song from the OJoy2 or something music, and the boss it!
Posted by sashman 20th April, 2006

haha, that "evolution" thing is clever.
Posted by AndyUK 20th April, 2006

Aw, it crashed when the weak spot appeared on the 2nd boss. Which is a pain, i don't want to have to play through the same level tons of times.
Posted by Matt Boothman 21st April, 2006

Yeah, I found another bug on the 5th level - can't remember exactly where though. It's done that to me three times now in three different places, which is annoying to say the least.

Excellent game though.
Posted by sashman 21st April, 2006

i really like how you completely mesmerized the player with that last level, i mean, for like AT LEAST 5 seconds i was stunned at how .....3D it looked, lol.

normal mode seemed too easy though, too basic, so now its on to expert.
Posted by 22nd April, 2006

WOW! This is great.
Posted by Josh Whelchel 23rd April, 2006

Great work zerotau. (:
Posted by Josh Whelchel 23rd April, 2006

Oh, and because I love to make two comments in a row, I very much appreciate the o2joy boss. Brilliant work. (:
Posted by mrpectate 24th April, 2006

What an amazing game! The outrageous action reminds me of Rocket Knight Adventures (days of 'ol), with some twists and a real storyline thrown in. Excellent graphics, music, sound, and heart-pounding boss fights; what more do you need?

P.S. Is gone for good?
Posted by Joey vvvv 28th April, 2006

Nice!Awesome!This is Treasure Games(the guys who made Gunstar Heroes)Quality!I hope DC gets to see more games like this sometime soon.Shame is down........
Posted by RenatoDep 28th April, 2006

The one thing I don't like, and I wish it could be fixed...everytime I start level 5 cuz i die, I start with 0 lives... I can't beat it like that
Posted by Fredrik Ortmon 28th April, 2006

Hyr en svensk ! Lol
Posted by Jest 29th April, 2006

It reminded me of Rocket Knight Adventures (sparkster on SNES) for some reason. Probably the rocket bit and figuring out how to kill a boss with weakpoints. For this game to be on par with in my Rocket Knight Adventures on Sega (in my opinion the best Sidescroller out there)is quite an achievment.
Posted by izac 29th April, 2006

lame boring and stupid crap little pixel graphics, all out sucks. the music at the start of the game wanted to make me die. the little graphics make me wanne hurl. wtf? is with these lame little crap games? why do people like them!? they suck!!(and this one more than others!)
Posted by izac 29th April, 2006

I voted goos, and i wanted to vote bad! but when i looked at the picture it looked like a realistic war game. but when i played it, it was a lame little marrio gameboy style bag of wank.
Posted by thinlikenate 1st May, 2006

i was just about to beat the boss (i think) on level 6 on expert mode and the game crashed. boo. how many times do i have to push that stupid pink button anyways?
Posted by thinlikenate 3rd May, 2006

getting 100% was a bitch. it wasn't really worth it. "infinite power mode" is useless once you've mastered every aspect of the game. there's no reason to play it anymore! make a sequel.
Posted by Bo Fu 8th May, 2006

U.2, people in glass houses should not throw stones.
Posted by DaVince 8th May, 2006

I got this bug where I could come somewhere as a monkey where I wasn't supposed to be as a monkey, then a battle started and there was nothing I could do, so I had to close down the app. Played three levels for naught.

Well, for fun anyway.
Posted by DaVince 8th May, 2006

Oh, and a big LOL at U.2.
Posted by Bibin 9th May, 2006

U.2... drugs are bad, m'kay?
Posted by izac 9th May, 2006

I don't take drugs Teh Bibmaster. i know drugs are bad! but so is this lame game!
Posted by Aaron Tomko 9th May, 2006

Fantastic game ZeroTau[FA]! I love the traditional old-school graphical style. The controls are simple and easy to use, the bosses are fun, and the presentation is great. I really hope you continue with these high calibur titles in the future.
::Thumbs up::
Posted by Odin 9th May, 2006

U.2 is either a troll or an idiot.
Posted by ZeroTau[FA] 10th May, 2006

Thanks for the kind comments!
Posted by Hill Gigas 22nd May, 2006

This game is brilliant! This is by far the best klik game I've ever played. I got to the final boss, but he whipped me. So close. I'm going to try again soon. I'm soooooo happy that you made a save feature! Whoo hoo!

GREAT work on this game. Your hard work really paid off.
Posted by Ray Vaughan 25th May, 2006

Gteat game worth the download, but how do I save game?
Posted by Ray Vaughan 25th May, 2006

Great game but how save game??
Posted by Greasy 26th June, 2006

A great well refined game. Got boring for me after one level though.
Posted by jpSoul 19th May, 2007

GREAT game !!!
Posted by Spiriax 20th November, 2007
Rated :

This one's a classic.
Posted by ]Alpha[ 30th January, 2008
Rated :

This is my favourite click game!!
Why it is not rated anymore? O_o
Anyway, without any doubt I rate it 5/5
Posted by alastair john jack 30th March, 2008
Rated :

This is fairly good game with great graphics.






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