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Lol Classic Ashman
Author: The Chris Street Submitted: 1st September, 2003 Favourites:0
Genre: Platformer Downloads: 351

I was bored, and decided to have some fun. So I made a little game about the person who trys to be my greatest follower. Only he can almost match my superior gurning qualities, and because he puts so much effort into it, I decided I'd reward him for his loyalty by creating a game based on him.

What you have is your basic platform game. It features two levels, with a custom movement, and your objective is to complete it without getting killed. If you're injured by an enemy or a mine, you will immediately restart the game. I try to be fair with the game, so the enemies also die after you jump on their heads. The levels aren't too small, nor too big, but they are densely populated with bad guys.

It took one hour to make this, and I think its pretty good for a game which took 60 minutes of my time. Rest assured, the 3600 seconds it took were well used, to create a fun little game.

A word of warning. If you're epileptic, it's not advised you play this game. There are many clashing colours, such as red and blue (purposely done, to show the evil of Ashman, of course), so just be wary of that when playing. If you seriously get headaches or have fits, I strongly urge you to delete the game and take a break from your computer. Oh and theres a bit of swearing at the end.

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Posted by Blackgaze 1st September, 2003

ARRRRRRRRRR! that screenshot is worse than The Blair Witch Project (both whole films)
Posted by Tom 1st September, 2003

This game is good for sixty minutes worth. But it scared me, alot! In fact I might have nightmares tonight...
Posted by Mohr Stoutbeard 1st September, 2003

"If you're epileptic, it's not advised you play this game." I thought you had applepepsi. Wouldn't it be advised for you not to MAKE these games?
Posted by Red Crystal 1st September, 2003

Hey! My old user name was FantaNova, and one time ashman said something about 'lumbering blindly towards the scent of girls', to which I replied:"Lol, classic Ashman" Coincedence?
Posted by ChrisB 1st September, 2003

... STFU. If it's supposed to be funny, it wasn't. AANYWAY... it's good for sixty minutes, did you use the Mr Retro engine for this? It was also the easiest game with any challenge that I have ever played. Yes, even easier than Butterfly 660. :O
Posted by Klikmaster 1st September, 2003

Lol Classic Ashman, i mean Lol good game
Posted by The Chris Street 1st September, 2003

Podunk, I knew you'd say that ;) But I had the idea of it yesterday before I saw Novabrain. I just made the thing today :D
Posted by Nobuyuki 1st September, 2003

Posted by Nobuyuki 1st September, 2003

Posted by Shen 1st September, 2003

I saw this...and thought of you
Posted by Joe.H 1st September, 2003

this is so crap, its good XD
Posted by ChrisB 1st September, 2003

I just noticed, half of Circy's head is missing - perhaps he was abducted by aliens for his superior...jaw.
Posted by vortex2 1st September, 2003

Wow, this is the worst game i have ever played.
Posted by Ashman 1st September, 2003

I am at school right now, so I won’t download this. This is a fact that is painful. I am touched at Circy’s consideration, and intend to respond with swift and brutal accuracy.
Posted by danjo 1st September, 2003

gee, its not very good advertising for your stumps engine :(
Posted by Crystal Clear (H.E.S) 2nd September, 2003

Seeing as it seems like a Fun game, and made for Ashman, i gotta download it. downloading now :).
Posted by The Chris Street 2nd September, 2003

Its not the Mr Stumps Engine :) As I said, don't take it seriously XD I was just bored. I'm expecting the "this game sucks" comments, because it does!
Posted by Keatonian 2nd September, 2003

I would say "expect a review:)", But my Arachnid Sense is telling me a review would be pointless.
Posted by Keatonian 2nd September, 2003

Kinda Fun. One Bug: Hold Left and Right at the same time.
Posted by Kris 2nd September, 2003

This game sucks *Post gets deleted and kris gets banned for slander*
Posted by Metal Maiden 2nd September, 2003

I like it! It's very evil!
Posted by Rik 2nd September, 2003

this game sucks. maybe it wouldn't have sucked so much if i hadnt played novabrains grand adventures on the same day. oh well.
Posted by - Yelnek - 3rd September, 2003

LMAO!!! I'm downloading cause it sounds AWESOME and cause of the HILLAIRIOUS Review! ;) What a joke ~*Looks Around Evily*~ I can't wait!!!! Hope I don't die cause I am applepepsislecktic :D
Posted by renneF 3rd September, 2003

excellent review, ashman!
Posted by Tongs 3rd September, 2003

It's like beating yourself over the head with dead chipmunks while tap-dancing and being attacked by a rabid pack of wolves. Quite possibly, the best game ever.
Posted by Ashman 4th September, 2003

Kenley, your review was so a rip off of mine!
Posted by Joeri Pisart (Bloody Jojo) 4th September, 2003

How sick is all of this!! Hehe, kinda funny ;)
Posted by - Yelnek - 4th September, 2003

LOL ;) I agree ashman but..... No. 1... Mine is a true story :D and No.2...I Tried my hardest to review it properly...kinda :S
Posted by AndyUK 5th September, 2003

i would download it but 1. i dont want to. 2. ive changed my mind i will. downloading...
Posted by RPG4Lif3 6th September, 2003

im not tryin to be mean or anything but....this game SUCKS!!!
Posted by - Yelnek - 7th September, 2003

I like yur Bluntness RPG ;)
Posted by Retired Kliker Lazarus 9th September, 2003

This is spooky. I like it.
Posted by Jon Chambers 10th January, 2004

You have wasted a large portion of my life. I hope you feel guilty.
Posted by Jon Chambers 10th January, 2004

On second thought, don't worry about it, I was planning on wasting that portion of my life anyway.
Posted by DaVince 11th November, 2004

I FINISHED IT WITHOUT DYING EVEN ONCE Does this mean that I'm good?
Posted by Midnight 15th August, 2006

Posted by DaVince 21st November, 2006

Circy! Put this up again, I forgot what it was about!
Posted by The Chris Street 25th November, 2006

Err, if I still have it, I will. I'll look for it.
Posted by DaVince 21st January, 2008

You are the awesome.
Posted by The Chris Street 28th April, 2009

Uh... nope can't find it sadly






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